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[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

Uh, helloooo? Y'know, this... is totally not what I asked for. Sure, it's big, but come on! Do I need to specify everything? Where are the curtains, the decorations, the vibrating chair with my own personal backscratcher?

This is not how you treat your Emperor, okay? I can't get my groove on in a second rate palace! It doesn't work that way!

... [B|] A little attention over here would be nice! Hey-- Hold on-- Oh, you did not just ignore me. You didn't. No way.

What's wrong with you people??


[OOC: shgsjkhs surpraiz!supper time bbl DDDDDX And now bed. B| I wish I was joking. Tags to be done tomorrow. >_> Night! ♥]

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[lamb_of_gold]

[...It's a cloth. It can't :|]

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

... [Pokes it :T]

[lamb_of_gold]

[Butts his hand away gently]

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

...That can not be natural.

[lamb_of_gold]

[INDIGNANT >|]

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

[Stares at, wondering if it would make a good chair]

[lamb_of_gold]

[Try it. I DARE YOU]

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

[TRIES IT]

[lamb_of_gold]

[BUCKS YOU OFF]

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

[FALLS INDIGNANTLY]

Even the furniture is alive?!

[lamb_of_gold]

[Paws at the ground, angry and indignant]

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

And now the chair's getting angry-- Wait! [STARE, shakes head, slaps own cheek]

[lamb_of_gold]

[Angry Ram-like-thing is angry]