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[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

Uh, helloooo? Y'know, this... is totally not what I asked for. Sure, it's big, but come on! Do I need to specify everything? Where are the curtains, the decorations, the vibrating chair with my own personal backscratcher?

This is not how you treat your Emperor, okay? I can't get my groove on in a second rate palace! It doesn't work that way!

... [B|] A little attention over here would be nice! Hey-- Hold on-- Oh, you did not just ignore me. You didn't. No way.

What's wrong with you people??


[OOC: shgsjkhs surpraiz!supper time bbl DDDDDX And now bed. B| I wish I was joking. Tags to be done tomorrow. >_> Night! ♥]

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[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[The cat prances up, her tail waving like a banner.] Don't get nothing you can't take, Lord Fancypants.

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

[Staaaaaaaaaaare, hello there talking cat?] ... Hey, neat trick! [Attempting to pick up in hopes of searching for puppet strings? >_> aka start running.]

How come I don't have one of these yet?

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[She hisses and jumps back, taking a swipe at his hand.] You're so tangled in your own vines, Fancypants, don't go involvin' me. Not yours, not toy, no strings but them I pull, see?

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

[OH MY GOD IT'S REAL, jumps back holding his hand] Gah! Help! Demon cat! It attacked me!

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Oooh. She rather likes this demon cat idea. Cy fluffs herself up and strides toward him, doing her very best to look intimidating. She hisses.]

Fee fie foe foo, I'll turn your eyeballs into stew.

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

It's chasing me! The talking demon cat is chasing me! [And panicked running now. Or as fast as he can run in his fancy clothes.]

Somebody grab a net!

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[She goes leaping and prancing after him, quite enjoying herself now.]

The Eye of the Tiger! Bite off your toes, that's the way that it goes!

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

Okay, is this something this freaky even allowed? [jkhsjk running more]

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[She stops, suddenly bored with the whole affair.] No point in toys with one setting. [She stretches.]

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

Toys? Okay, I think you missed the point. Demon-talking-cat? Not normal. Emperor being chased by one? Not even close.

So explain to me how toys has anything to do with this!

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Headtilt.] Toys with one setting, so worth forgetting. [Yaaaawwwnnn.] That would be you, Fancypants, see? Running in circles only gets you so far.

[Sits herself down and starts washing.]

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

[Stareeeeee] ...If this is a joke, I'm not laughing- see?

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Groom, groom, groom.] A joke rarely laughs at itself.