[There's a flash of relief at hearing that that Jamie doesn't bother to hide, because it really would've taken forever. Today - or at least what he's still thinking of as today - would do just fine.]

Right, let's see. We were traveling in the TARDIS, and it was going to be awhile before we landed, so I'd thought I'd come check up on Troub..er, my ferret. And I remember walking over to where I've gotten his cage set up and...and...

[He frowns faintly as he trails off, something that winds up turning deeper and rather more troubled in appearance as the seconds tick by.]

And...I don't remember what happened after that.