realityshifted | no.0001

[The child steps onto the starry plane, blond hair swishing as he looks around and blue eyes blinking as his mind adjusts to the strange, unfamiliar sight. The scars on his face stretch his lips into a faint smile, but he doesn't exactly appear to be pleased. He says nothing until he spots the Kiosk and wanders over, speaking only to the machine to receive the brochure. He stands still and reads the paper for about ten minutes before it's folded up and shoved into his pocket.]

Whatever. [That's a mumbled comment.] But I won't say no to free food, as long as it's not poisonous. Haha! [That part is louder, and accompanied by a grin.]

[The boy walks. His first destination is the Kitchen, where he digs through the fridge for something he thinks he might like and plops himself down in a corner to eat. It's good enough. He grumbles about how "Chris" still makes better food than this and frowns himself for a few seconds, but after stuffing a sandwich into the backpack he carried, he returns the dishes to the sink and sets off again. His grin is bigger.]

So this place is just a big stretch of nothing, right? [He looks excited, once having arrived at a spot on the Plane that isn't too close to any of the locations. He sets his backpack down and rummages into it with a mischievous grin on his face.] Then that means I can do whatever I want without Sickle or Chi stopping me, haha!

[Minutes later, the sound of explosions rings across the vast nothingness. It's a fairly large, strong explosion, accompanied by the ringing laughter of a child who is having way too much fun letting bombs go off in a place he just arrived in.]

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[Rail turns away and replies nonchalantly like he knows his friend the not-vampire would do.]

Isn't that a rude question to ask?

[Roxas is pretty gullible when it comes to stuff like this.]

Sorry. I just thought... if the other people here knew I wasn't human, they wouldn't talk to me.

[He sighs.]

[Rail doesn't bother to reassure him that he isn't actually offended. Sorry Roxas.]

Well you told me you weren't human earlier too but I don't really care... I mean, you're making me food! Unless you're planning to cook me too. Then you can forget about it I'll blow you up along with this kitchen!

Yeah, but...

[That's okay, Roxas is too dismayed at the accusation to care.]

W-what?! No! I don't eat people!

[He makes a face as he stirs the macaroni. 8( how dare you even imply that he's a people eater omfg]

Why are you so flustered then! [Rail turns back around to point a finger at Roxas!!] You're obviously flustered! I was right then! You're a man-eater!

[Roxas waves the spoon.]

How am I supposed to act? I don't eat people! I eat ice cream!

Wow don't wave that spoon around you're going to get cheese on me, are you trying to burn me with cheese!

[NOPE YOU EAT PEOPLE Rail doesn't acknowledge your ice cream eating. Yet.]

[O M F G]

If I wanted to burn you, I'd just use Fire.

Oh yeah? You know what fires can do? Ignite my bombs! Don't even try!!

What if I froze them instead?

Then I'll kick your balls so hard you would wish you hadn't.

[don't you even dare]

[...]

Okay, okay! I won't!

Edited 2013-06-28 09:46 (UTC)

[A good response.]

Good. So don't shake that spoon!

[He puts the spoon back in the pot, then reaches down to turn off the stove.]

It's almost done, anyway.

[In the meantime, he's gonna go back to making sandwiches. Not sure who is crankier here.]

... Uwah, are you mad?

[Rail is immediately dropping the grump and sliding up to Roxas.]

Roooooooxaaaaaaas?

[Roxas eyes him, but he's not really mad or anything.]

I'm not mad.

[He might be intimidated of being kicked in the balls, though. He cuts a sandwich diagonally and eats it corner-first.]

[Rail grins, scar on his face stretching.]

Aww, don't worry so much Roxas. I won't really kick you, as long as you don't do anything stupid.

[What kind of injury leaves a scar like that?]

Not planning on it.

[At least Rail doesn't seem like he's going to kill him. He continues to nom on the sandwich, wishing it was ice cream.]

[Wouldn't you like to know.]

So, Roxas. What do you do around here?

Um...

[He starts spooning the macaroni into bowls.]

I read sometimes, or I sleep.

[LMFAO HE'S EXCITING.]

I tried to skateboard once, but everyone just laughed at me.

You sound like an old man.

[He eyes the bowls with utmost interest. Food.]

What's skateboarding anyway?

[Roxas considers, then adds a spoonful more to one of the bowls. Rail's probably hungrier than Roxas is.]

What do old men sound like?

[He really wouldn't know. Anyway. He's offering Rail the bowl with more mac in it.]

Skateboarding is... um... it's something I saw some people doing. There's a board with four wheels on it, and you can ride it almost anywhere.

Edited 2013-06-29 08:08 (UTC)

Like you.

[He blinks at the extra spoonful and raises an eyebrow at Roxas as he continues.]

That sounds kind of lame though. You put wheels on a board?

I don't get it.

[At least they can agree on that.]

It's not lame! You can go really fast and do all kinds of tricks. And ride on stuff.

Haha, but I bet those skateboards can't go faster than my friend. Is the food ready?

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