happy halloween

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[You wake up in a bedroom. You don't remember it. That's strange. At least the dressers have your clothes in them. There is a hospital ID bracelet on your wrist with your room number, just in case you forget.

Why don't you go outside, wander around? Explore your floor, go down the stairs, check out the other rooms?

You could introduce yourself!

Oh, wait. Introduce yourself? You can't. Because you don't remember your name. You don't remember anything.

Sorry about that.]

[ooc: OCTOBER PLOT, SUCKERS. The hotsprings resort is described here in full]

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[decrypts]

[801 is wandering. because why the hell not!

but he stops when he hears that door slamming, eyes wide, a most unimpressed expression spreading across his mouth.] Looks like a door you just slammed shut. But, I could be wrong.

[onehundredbeers]

Thanks. Thank you, Captain Obvious, for your contri- contribution... to the situation. I totally couldn't see that I slammed the door. Thanks.

[604 drips sarcasm.]

[decrypts]

Hey, whenever I can be of help .. [and he's just gonna shoot that sarcasm right back, because .. it's apparently what he does.

have a grin, 604.]

[onehundredbeers]

Ugh. [604 just grunts.] When you're done being a worthless piece of shit, tell me where I am.

[This is clearly how to get information.]

Because fuck if I'm going to go figure that out. I have shit to do. [No, he doesn't.] That I... don't seem to remember but I am pretty- pretty sure I have shit to do. And it's not this.

[decrypts]

Not that I think I'm ever a worthless piece of shit .. [801 pauses, tapping his chin thoughtfully - because being a little shit to somebody he doesn't know is about the best kind of entertainment he thinks he can come across right now.

not that he thinks he's about to be rolling in entertainment since he doesn't know where the fuck he is, but .. hey. that isn't the point.] But I wish I could tell you where we were. I don't have a clue.

[.. 8D?]

[onehundredbeers]

[604 rolls his eyes and starts to walk away.]

Blow me.

[He flips 801 off over his shoulder. Yeah, take that, Captain Douchebag of the S.S. Useless Piece of Shit. 604 feels he has effectively told the guy off now. Good job, 604.]

[decrypts]

[801 is unimpressed! he's actually laughing at the guy when he flips him off, shaking his head.

and ultimately trailing along behind him. because he feels like being a nuisance.

try again, 604.] I don't get on my knees for just anybody, pal. You're gonna have to ask nicer than that.