019; pissy

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[the Master appears on the Astral Plane, pacing and snarling. if he had fur, it would stand on end, but for now he simply seems to be rather pissy about something]

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[theguv.livejournal.com]

Right. So you're on a planet with giant cheetah people who hunt and eat other human beings, led by a murdering bastard, and it likes to blow up when people fight. Why hasn't it killed you yet, then? Bet it'd get better if you weren't around.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

No, Mr. Hunt. This place is mid-death throes. It should have exploded months ago... but you are right, the fight that finally sent this place to its death involved myself - and the Doctor - but it's no matter.

[he remains as calm as he can manage despite the fact he had just been fighting and asserting his dominance over Gene]

We've business to attend to. Perhaps we'll stop to have that bite washed out.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[snorts in an entirely unsurprised manner]

The only business we've got, as I see it, is me kicking your ass for giving me this bite in the first place.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[he rolls his eyes]

Mr. Hunt, would you care to have the ground rip open again?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Not really. [huffs] Let's just get this over with.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[the Master nods and leads the way again, pausing only for a moment to sniff the air]

Good... Mr. Hunt. You're going to meet one of the hunters - Russ. He's mindful of those above him, though he possesses a bit of a temper. He's not the best, that's Jaska, but for now he'll suit our purposes.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

You can stop the sniffing thing, really. It makes you look like an idiot. [frowns] So what, you want me to kick his arse or something, prove myself? The hell is meeting him gonna do?

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[he stops and stares at Gene] Mr. Hunt. What did you just learn about fighting on this planet?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

That if I do it right, you'll fall to your death in a giant hole and I'll be rid of you.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[he sighs] Idiot.

[he continues to lead the way until he bellows out the cheetah's name, prompting that very cheetah to show face

an adult with scars from fighting on the arms, chest, neck, and with a notched ear, but otherwise unscathed; dressed in hobbled together cloth and metal clothes. the cheetah eyes Gene for a moment and then grins, baring his teeth]

Russ, this is my associate, Gene Hunt.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[ignores the idiot comment and eyes the cheetah up and down, taking in his appearance and the obvious signs of fighting before snorting a bit and crossing his arms] DCI Gene Hunt and I think your leader here is a bloody nonce.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[the cheetah snorts disapprovingly at Gene's assessment, then speaks] You must be a good hunter, Gene, if it is attached to your name.


[while the Master crosses his arms] It wouldn't be wise to slander the leader of their coalition, Mr. Hunt. Some of them might not take it as kindly as others.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[quirks a brow at the cat, because what the hell, he can understand it] I don't hunt. I just bring down scum and lock 'em away where they belong.

[have a long-suffering glare, Master] You say that like I should give a damn.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[Russ cocks his head] ...You do not hunt and yet you 'bring down' scum. I do not understand.


[the Master rolls his eyes] Unless you fancy being against a wall again, you ought to. They might not do it, but I would - and I'd make certain to do it outside of this reality.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I nick criminals, bring 'em in to be locked away. Isn't hunting so much as boshing a nonce every now and again.

[oh, have a nice glare, Master] You touch me again and I'll knock your teeth in.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[Russ is rightfully unknowing, but instead chooses to nod]


[the Master smiles wickedly] Now, now, Mr. Hunt, as long as you don't do certain things, I won't touch you.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[Gene likes this Russ bloke. he doesn't question him]

[the Master, on the other hand] Thought we all ready went over this. I'll do what I want.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[Russ looks at them both, though he focuses a bit more on Gene, analyzing]

[the Master continues smiling] Then you shall deal with the consequences of your actions.


[he then barks an order at Russ] You will work with Mr. Hunt whenever the opportunity or situation arises. If any of Mr. Hunt's 'coalition' end up here, you are to return them in one piece. If Mr. Hunt somehow ends up here, you are to escort him out or otherwise alert me. If he gives you an order, you are to obey it unless said order is to off yourself.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Or you can keep your damn hands to yourself, Frenchie.

[glares and then snorts a laugh] I wouldn't tell him to off himself, you div. He doesn't argue with me. [frowns] I don't intend on coming here again, you know. Not unless someone drags me here against my will again. He should be dragging your damn cats away from my City, instead.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

Just as you say you do as like, I shall do as I like.

[he crosses his arms] I gave him the order on the chance it happens; but feel free to give him orders as you like. He is to work with you, after all. He wouldn't disobey me.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[steps up to the Master, puffing out his chest and looking him in the eye] So if I give him the order to gut you like a fish, you're okay with that?

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[Russ watches them warily]

[the Master snorts in Gene's face] Unless you could wrest control of the coalition from me, Mr. Hunt, he wouldn't so much as lay a claw on me.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[grins] Is that a challenge, Frenchie?

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[he smiles wickedly] Perhaps.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[oh, really? it's totally on now, Master] You'll regret that, you poofter bastard.