 boredom is as boredom does.

[bacchusfairy.livejournal.com]

[In order to entertain himself, Puck has discovered how to drag things onto the Astral Plane. Wearing his favorite 1980's print shirt, bandanna, and girlypants, he cranks the volume on a borrowed amplifier, grips the microphone ahead of him dramatically, and begins belting out an old J-pop hit about unrequited love. The falsetto is impressive, but there are other issues at work here... Like his failed sirenic attempts at luring in passerby.]

Comments

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

Well, it used to be blonde, but... I don't need another hairstyle! I like the one I've got.

[bacchusfairy.livejournal.com]

It looks like it would stab any pretty lady who approached you. [doe eyes]

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

It's not that hard... and you're not a lady!

[bacchusfairy.livejournal.com]

[GLARE, the mic makes a loud screeching noise as Puck wrenches it aside]

... Whaa-aat?

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

[winces, but stands his ground!]

I can tell that you're a guy! I've seen enough transvestites to know.

Let me guess, Wolfwood drank too much.

[bacchusfairy.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP! [microphone squeal] ... [After a moment, Puck regains his composure and starts a new song about overcoming the odds. >:|]

Actually one of the Gung-Ho Guns in the manga is one!

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

[kind up uncomfortable now and knows he upset this, er, guy, so just gives him an apologetic look and wanders off]