 boredom is as boredom does.

[bacchusfairy.livejournal.com]

[In order to entertain himself, Puck has discovered how to drag things onto the Astral Plane. Wearing his favorite 1980's print shirt, bandanna, and girlypants, he cranks the volume on a borrowed amplifier, grips the microphone ahead of him dramatically, and begins belting out an old J-pop hit about unrequited love. The falsetto is impressive, but there are other issues at work here... Like his failed sirenic attempts at luring in passerby.]

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[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

[And applauds!] But of course! I always watch a performance of my talented team members when I get the chance! It was marvelous, well done! Could you tell me what your inspiration was to chose this particular song?~

[bacchusfairy.livejournal.com]

[Puck fans himself, obviously enjoying the attention.] My lord, you are so flattering~~ ♥ I think everyone save my lord knows what a failed love is like. It's a common theme that can bring people together and ease them of their sadness through music. [a giggle]

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

[Places his hand on his heart] I can imagine the feeling. [Being BITCHSLAPPED and BETRAYED by your love must get close to the same emotions. :|] Ah! So you were attempting to ease the sorrows of everyone here! Such a noble cause. [Nods] Had any luck so far?

[bacchusfairy.livejournal.com]

[Puck doesn't hold that against Juliet. OF COURSE NOT.] You really think so, my lord?~ [He looks around.] I think it's working! ♥ [a strange giggle]

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

[Smiles] Good job! I thought for a moment that my dear fairy had an epic love story of his own~

[bacchusfairy.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, ahahahaha! [waves it off] Fairies can't fall in love, or else they become stupid like Oberon and Titania~ I'd rather die before I let some other fairy get the best of me! ♥

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

Oh but Puck, love is such a beautiful thing! You can't completely dismiss it just because you're a fairy~

[bacchusfairy.livejournal.com]

Oh, my lord, you are mistaken! I can love~ I'm just not in love. For example... I love many things~ like games, and Romeo, and theatre, and A-T, and fruit parfaits~

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

[Mistaken? Romeo? :|] I'm flattered to hear that~ [Why yes he only heard the Romeo part. 8D]

[bacchusfairy.livejournal.com]

[:D???? He clasps his hands.] What would you do... if I was in love with you, my lord?~

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

[WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? Leave it to Puck to put Romeo in a situation where he's not sure what to say. There's a long pause before he says anything.] I would suggest you to never tell Juliet about it. [Mission to avoid giving a real answer: accomplished!]

[bacchusfairy.livejournal.com]

[Puck's response to that only makes things MORE awkward.] ... OKAY!~ ♥♥♥ [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM. If the Twins run the shop on solar power, Puck's smile is the light source.]

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

[Grabs imaginary sunglasses?] But you're not really in love with me, right?~

[bacchusfairy.livejournal.com]

[waves off the question again] I'll be whatever my lord wants me to be~ ♥

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

[Meet Team Bacchus, you can never get a straight answer out of them. (pun not intended)] Then I would like you to stay my fairy and Juliet to stay my Juliet~ [To save himself from confusion]

[bacchusfairy.livejournal.com]

[Can't get a black and white answer, either.] I like being a fairy, then.~~~ [BEAM, pats Romeo's head] Do you like being the itty bitty prince? ♥ HEE~

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

... [STOMPS HIS FOOT DOWN] IT'S NOT ITTY BITTY! It's just a little on the short side, okay??

[bacchusfairy.livejournal.com]

Neee, I like you the way you are~ [Though he's tempted to ask, 'What is?']