007--Ooh Baby It's a Wild World

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Rose is dressed like a ninja. And totally holding a throwing star, looking a little confused]

--of all of the times for me to randomly pop in here, this has got to be the worst.

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[theguv.livejournal.com]

[icon says it all]

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Gives a little wave with the shuriken] Hello.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Do I dare ask what you're up to this time, or would I be better off giving whisky to a nun and asking for a lap dance?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Y'know, that second one would be hilarious.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

And about as probable as you doing something that isn't about as stupid as swimming naked in winter.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I've tried that, actually. Not on purpose, but because some aliens had decided to, er, examine me, and I broke out and had to swim across a lake to get away.

--I wouldn't reccomend it.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

How the bloody hell do you get out of bed every morning and not break your pretty little neck over a pair of discarded panties?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Why would I do that?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Because you're a bleedin' loon.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

What makes you say that?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[gives her appearance a pointed look]

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

There's a perfectly logical explanation for this.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Sure there is, luv. And I'm the Queen of England.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

It involves alien pirates.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[ ... ] See? There you go.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

What? It's true!