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[Yuri appears on the Astral Plane wearing a dark gray kimono, and holding what looks like a blue egg...with wings. He looks up startled, and the egg takes the chance to wiggle out of his grip and fly up to smack him in the head a couple of times. As the Harmonixer curses, the egg flies off a little way, hovers uncertainly, then the wings retract and it drops to the ground.] Shit! What did she do that for?

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[This boy never learns.]

Ooh, that looks fun! Can I play?

[Yuri Glare of Doom,it's the idiot come to bug him again] What part of that looked like fun!?

[BEAM] The part where it flew!~~~

[Walks over and picks up the egg] You want it flying at [your] head?

[makes a face] No, I'll catch it, dummy.

[Very annoyed Yuri] Stop calling me a dummy or I will send it at your head and I will make sure it hits!

[cackles] Dummy dummy dummy!~~~ [He cartwheels around for a bit, laughing.]

[Yuri makes good on his promise by picking up the egg and throwing it as hard as he can, straight at Puck's head]

[AND PUCK GOES DOWN!

He surfaces a second later looking like nothing happened.]

... I'm good at catching with my head~~~ let's see if you can do the same thing! [He goes diving for the egg.]

[And Yuri dives for the egg too.]

[Puck-brand noogie time!]

[ASKSFJY! Yuri is cursing Puck in three different languages as he tries to punch him in the face.]

[Puck avoids the punch and instead tries to gnaw on Yuri's arm.]

[After half a second....] WHAT THE FUCK!? [And he kicks as hard as he can at Puck]

[ooc: I seriously need to find that WTF icon for Yuri...]

[Puck is kicked, and is forced to let go-- but he has no qualms with trying to dive-tickle Yuri in retaliation.]

[Yuri aims another punch at Puck while he's in midair]

[Oh, frig. Puck goes flying. D:]

... Aaghh...

[He gets up after a moment, glaring.]

YOUR -- GAME -- SUCKS! [STOMP STOMP STOMP]

[Staring in disbelief] GAME!?

It sucks it sucks! Just like you! YAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

NO YOU! [psychotic laughter goes here]

What the hell? Are you insane or something?

Insane insane insane~~~ I'm not insane! I'm Puck! Puck is clever; he tricks all the stupid humans! Hahaha!

[he skates in a circle, then looks Yuri up and down]

You look human, but you act and smell like a dog~

[Yuri scoops up the egg and throws it at Puck's head again]

[Puck catches it this time... and then he grins wickedly.]

Howaaaaaahhhh-hya! [And he chucks it back at Yuri's head!]