005 | "Take Me In, Tender Woman," Sighed the Snake

[eyesofaserpent]

[Everyone on the Plane can hear it. A gut wrenching scream of a beautiful woman in distress. Of course, none can be entirely certain that the woman is beautiful based on the sound of her scream, but something in the sound seems to say, "Yes, this lady is lovely and needs your help. Won't you come to her aid?" Shortly after, a woman with raven black hair, cherry red lips, and shades bursts out of Crowley's room. She's wearing a slinky, low-cut, white with black polka dotted pencil skirt dress and black snakeskin Louboutin stilettos. She's panting, a frown on her face. And as much as she stumbles in the stilettos, something about the way she moves is graceful.]

Bloody hell, this is not funny!

[She looks up into space as if expecting to see God and give Him a piece of her mind.]


((ooc note: Crowley is being affected by an experiment! For the next month, Crowley will be an extremely attractive woman with a hyper-strong pheromone output. And all comments for Crowley will be made using eyesofafemsnake!))

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[misplacedsword.livejournal.com]

[That is exactly what Aziraphale hears in that scream, and he rushes quickly towards it. (Though admittedly, the 'in distress' part is a bit more of a draw than 'beautiful woman' for him.)

And he's just in time to see a woman emerge from Crowley's room. That draws him up short, and he stands there uncertainly. What is a woman doing screaming like that in Crowley's room? For that matter, what is a woman like that doing in Crowley's room at all?

Then she speaks, and Aziraphale observes her more closely, and it hits him. He stares incredulously.]

Crowley?

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

[She turns to the sound of that wonderful, beautiful voice.]

Zira! Oh, thank Go--Sa--someone!

[Despite her obvious distress, her voice is lovely and sultry and alluring and don't you just want to kiss her and claim her and make her yours?]

The Plane is fucking with me, Angel.

[Oh yes, there's even a small pout, her lower lip sticking out ever so slightly.]

[misplacedsword.livejournal.com]

[Aziraphale always wants to kiss Crowley, and even a little bit claim him and make him his. That hasn't at all changed with Crowley's gender.

No, that's a lie. It has changed, from a little bit to rather a lot.]

I can see.

[And that pout is still adorable. More than adorable. And that lower lip is so inviting, sticking out like that, it would be simplicity itself to -

Aziraphale catches himself as he steps closer, shaking his head. Crowley is distressed, this certainly isn't the time for such thoughts.]

When did this happen?

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

[She steps closer to Aziraphale and reaches out, her perfectly painted (red!) fingernails trailing along his arm.]

Just now. You heard that racket I made, didn't you? I was just napping and I woke up like this.

[She gestures vaguely toward her perfectly curvy body.]

[misplacedsword.livejournal.com]

[The gesturing was not necessary. Aziraphale can see her perfectly fine, thank you, there's no need to draw his attention even more to her and her -

Erm. Yes.

Don't mind him while he steps into her space, sliding one arm around her waist.]

This Plane does seem awfully fond of its experiments.

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

[Her body molds against him. Up close she smells of rose, honey, and thyme. She draws a shuddering breath.]

Oh, it does...

[misplacedsword.livejournal.com]

[Both of his arms are around her now, holding her close. He tilts his head down, pressing his lips to her neck as he inhales.]

Smell lovely, my dear.

[His voice is a murmur against her skin.]

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

[She tilts her head, exposing her neck oh so invitingly. She let out a soft, breathy sigh of pleasure.]

Oh, Zira. My angel...

[ghostly-stutter.livejournal.com]

A-a-are you okay?

[Stares at the unusual looking woman, truly concerned on her behalf.]

Icons will come back once LJ behaves more.

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

[Crowley was still breathing a bit heavily with the shock of her state, her bosom heaving attractively.]

I... I think I'm fine, Little Bird. Just... Different.

[She frowns.]

No worries! <3

[ghostly-stutter.livejournal.com]

[Little bird? Where had she heard that? Suddenly Chloe's eyes widen and her jaw drops open considerably, cheeks turning a slight pinkish hue.]

C-C-C-C-Crowley?!

[She stares, then it's suddenly as if her brain jump-starts.]

D-d-did going back to your world do this to you?!

One day! TT^TT

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

[Her perfect brows arch over her sunglasses.]

Nope. It wasn't my world. I came back a male, believe you me.

I think this is the work of the Machine.

XD How about now?

[ghostly-stutter.livejournal.com]

[Chloe grins a bit at that, noting Crowley's tone. Then the grin slips a little at the awkwardness of talking to Crowley as a woman. It was so unreal.]

A-an experiment? [The words were almost a squeak.]

I have a couple now. x_X

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that's the case. I can't change back.

D'awwww

[ghostly-stutter.livejournal.com]

[Is looking 'new' Crowley over.]

I-I can see that...

[Is she blushing slightly? No. No, of course not. Not her.]

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

[She watches Chloe a moment before stepping closer.]

This body feels so strange.

[stillshinigami]

[Duo heard the scream, but it wasn't for a few more minutes till he rounded the corner. He spotted the babe and-- Okay wow. She was pretty damn good looking that one. Must be the chick crying out like that.] Hey there.

You in trouble?

[darkercalling]

[Of course, Riku heard the screams and of course, he wants to come help. He runs over, ready to pull out his sword if he needs to. When he spots the lady in distress, it's... not entirely what he was expecting, so he slows his approach.]

Hey. Are you... alright?

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

I... I think so... I can't change my shape, though.

[She turned to this person she'd never met before, her bosom still heaving with shallow breathing from shock.]

[darkercalling]

[At least the blindfold means it's kind of hard to tell if his eyes are on her face, or... other... parts of her anatomy. COUGH.]

Change your shape... Let me guess, the Plane took that away from you?

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

Well, I take that back... I can change into a snake... I can change into an unspeakable horror. I just can't change back into a man.

[She looks him over, a little smile on her lips.]

I'm Crowley. Yourself, handsome?

[darkercalling]

[His eyebrows go up at that.] So you're not always a woman?

[Were he not stuck just... staring, he would maybe add a smirk and some taunting. As is, he's finding it pretty strange that he can't take his eyes off of her... Yeah, it just got a little hotter in here.]

Riku. Pleasure to meet you.

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

[She shakes her head.]

No, I've actually never taken the shape of a woman.

[She steps over, her hips swaying with each step.]

The pleasure's all mine, I'm sure.

[darkercalling]

Never? I wouldn't have guessed that.

[He is so glad for the blindfold right now - makes it a little less obvious that he just looked her up-and-down. The blindfold can't hide the faint little blush, though.]

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

Oh? Am I pulling it off well enough?