http://notameliajones.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] notameliajones.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2011-05-30 02:05 pm

[Matti Williams] 2nd Maple Leaf

[Hello, Plane, who's hungry?

There's an abandoned basket in the middle of the Plane, filled to the brim with cupcakes. To be exact, maple cupcakes with maple frosting and maple syrup poured over them. They're freshly baked and smell pretty good to those who like sweets.

Now, remember how I said it was abandoned? It's actually not. There's a girl there, but she's mostly invisible. Really, only about 20% opacity. And aside from looking up if she thinks someone looked at her, she's just silently sitting next to the basket and playing with her hair.

Investigate?
]
bonnypiperlad: (So...)

[personal profile] bonnypiperlad 2011-06-03 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Matti is lucky. Jamie has a rotten geographical sense - well, outside of a small area of the United Kingdom, that is - and he only looks momentarily puzzled.]

Aye, well, I've heard of stranger nicknames for people. I'm Jamie McCrimmon, and it's nice to meet ye. Have ye been here on the Plane for very long?
bonnypiperlad: (sideprofile)

[personal profile] bonnypiperlad 2011-06-04 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
[That's lucky as well. It means she's missed some of the truly bad things. At least, he hopes she has.]

Aye? Not too long, then. It's been...well, about a year for me, I think. Although ye never know with this place. Things always seem to be changing when ye least expect them to.

Do ye like it here, though?
bonnypiperlad: (curious)

[personal profile] bonnypiperlad 2011-06-06 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
It is? Well, I suppose depending on where ye come from, it could be.

[It's definitely better than where he's stuck, anyway.]

I'm sorry to hear things aren't good where ye are, though.
bonnypiperlad: (puzzled)

[personal profile] bonnypiperlad 2011-06-06 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
Alice? [He's not sure who that is, but he'll go with it.]

Is she not a very good cook, then? Or is it that she just makes ye things ye don't care for?
bonnypiperlad: (hrmph3 (in color!))

[personal profile] bonnypiperlad 2011-06-07 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Jamie's mouth pulls off to one side in a somewhat displeased manner. Books in stews are bad enough, but being Scottish himself, he doesn't take kindly to being complained about.]

Aye, does she now? And what sort of things does she not care for, then?
bonnypiperlad: (listening)

[personal profile] bonnypiperlad 2011-06-10 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[As he listens, the slight scowl fades. It sounds a bit as though this other girl is trying to shift the blame away from herself. While he doesn't know why Matti's sister would want to pick on the Scottish, it's not her fault that the girl is like that.]

I see. Well, maybe it's for the best you're able to come here. Ye can have a moment's peace without having to worry about her causing ye problems.

[Jamie gives her a small smile, to show he's not angry.] Or have a bite to eat without having to fish wee bits of paper out of it first.
bonnypiperlad: (Hey?)

[personal profile] bonnypiperlad 2011-06-11 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, so your sister's not Alice, then? [He was thinking that Alice was her sister, and he gives her an apologetic glance.]

I'm sorry, I'd not realized they weren't the same person.
bonnypiperlad: (curious)

[personal profile] bonnypiperlad 2011-06-13 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[He is oblivious to the spacing out, assuming she just decided to stop the monologue there.] Ah. I see. So she's blaming other people because of that.

[Which somewhat makes sense. Besides, he's not entirely surprised to hear that someone from England isn't overly fond of the Scottish and has decided to use them as a scapegoat. Although it is a wee bit strange that everyone seems to have a country as their nickname, come to think about it.]

Do all the people ye know have those odd nicknames of yours, though?