Nathan Explosion (
onehundredbeers) wrote in
realityshifted2011-04-18 12:02 am
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[It doesn't take long for Nathan to figure out his new powers. I mean, it's Nathan. He has thoughts like "man I totally want x or y" often. And you know, bam, it suddenly happened. So after realising that, he focuses for a moment.
And manifests a double headed battle axe. He's going to end up with so many battle axes eventually. He smirks and looks over at Toki.]
Did you see that? I totally, uh. Made... an axe appear. From nothing. [A beat.] Yeah.
Where dids that comes from? I wants to does that too! I wants a mountains! Um, a mountains of... I dunno, a mountains whats you can skiis on or somethings.
[BAM. A mountain with its own ski lift appears, though in a place that doesn't squish anything that was there previously. Toki stares. He's just realized he got godlike fucking powers too and Skwisgaar has nothing. NOTHING. He could have all the ladies in the world that he wanted. He could be the fastest and bestest guitar player there ever was.
He could be lead guitar...
He hiccups a little out of crazy excitement.] Nathans! Looks at that! We can dos aaanythings!
[Nathan stares agape for a moment at the sudden fucking mountain that's there. It wasn't there a minute ago. Toki just made a mountain from nothing. He made a mountain from nothing, that totally beats the fuck out of an axe.
A smile plays at the corner of his mouth.
Can do anything, huh?
Blood begins to rise up from the floor. It drips from any nearby wall, any object, as if everything was filled with it and it just began to ooze from every pore.
Yes. They can.]
Motherfucker.
[He's a bit short of words for now, but he's certain Toki has enough words for the both of them while he collects himself. It's not every day you wake up able to do this, you know?]
((Just for everyone's reference? That blood. Everywhere. Not just Nathan's vicinity. EVERYWHERE. Also why is this getting posted at midnight? ...Because. And because I have to leave in the morning baw. BUT. I'll be here until I go and Saffy'll be here 4ev, and she'll update on anything the boys, uh. Continue to do.))
And manifests a double headed battle axe. He's going to end up with so many battle axes eventually. He smirks and looks over at Toki.]
Did you see that? I totally, uh. Made... an axe appear. From nothing. [A beat.] Yeah.
Where dids that comes from? I wants to does that too! I wants a mountains! Um, a mountains of... I dunno, a mountains whats you can skiis on or somethings.
[BAM. A mountain with its own ski lift appears, though in a place that doesn't squish anything that was there previously. Toki stares. He's just realized he got godlike fucking powers too and Skwisgaar has nothing. NOTHING. He could have all the ladies in the world that he wanted. He could be the fastest and bestest guitar player there ever was.
He could be lead guitar...
He hiccups a little out of crazy excitement.] Nathans! Looks at that! We can dos aaanythings!
[Nathan stares agape for a moment at the sudden fucking mountain that's there. It wasn't there a minute ago. Toki just made a mountain from nothing. He made a mountain from nothing, that totally beats the fuck out of an axe.
A smile plays at the corner of his mouth.
Can do anything, huh?
Blood begins to rise up from the floor. It drips from any nearby wall, any object, as if everything was filled with it and it just began to ooze from every pore.
Yes. They can.]
Motherfucker.
[He's a bit short of words for now, but he's certain Toki has enough words for the both of them while he collects himself. It's not every day you wake up able to do this, you know?]
((Just for everyone's reference? That blood. Everywhere. Not just Nathan's vicinity. EVERYWHERE. Also why is this getting posted at midnight? ...Because. And because I have to leave in the morning baw. BUT. I'll be here until I go and Saffy'll be here 4ev, and she'll update on anything the boys, uh. Continue to do.))

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Redecorating, are we? [grins]
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Yeah, we ams redecorating. An' it's free! Last times renmaovayskshons costs too much but nots anymores. It's totally metals, havin's bloods everywheres.
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What else do you plan to do with the place? [He is interested to see what he is capable of.]
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[There are now spotlights trained on Toki, the Master, and Nathan-- blue, green, and red respectively.]
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Fuck yeah we are, motherfucker! Blood makes everything cooler. If shit sucks, you know. Throw blood and meat on it. Bam. Instantly tolerable.