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[It doesn't take long for Nathan to figure out his new powers. I mean, it's Nathan. He has thoughts like "man I totally want x or y" often. And you know, bam, it suddenly happened. So after realising that, he focuses for a moment.

And manifests a double headed battle axe. He's going to end up with so many battle axes eventually. He smirks and looks over at Toki.]

Did you see that? I totally, uh. Made... an axe appear. From nothing. [A beat.] Yeah.

Where dids that comes from? I wants to does that too! I wants a mountains! Um, a mountains of... I dunno, a mountains whats you can skiis on or somethings.

[BAM. A mountain with its own ski lift appears, though in a place that doesn't squish anything that was there previously. Toki stares. He's just realized he got godlike fucking powers too and Skwisgaar has nothing. NOTHING. He could have all the ladies in the world that he wanted. He could be the fastest and bestest guitar player there ever was.

He could be lead guitar...

He hiccups a little out of crazy excitement.] Nathans! Looks at that! We can dos aaanythings!

[Nathan stares agape for a moment at the sudden fucking mountain that's there. It wasn't there a minute ago. Toki just made a mountain from nothing. He made a mountain from nothing, that totally beats the fuck out of an axe.

A smile plays at the corner of his mouth.

Can do anything, huh?

Blood begins to rise up from the floor. It drips from any nearby wall, any object, as if everything was filled with it and it just began to ooze from every pore.

Yes. They can.]

Motherfucker.

[He's a bit short of words for now, but he's certain Toki has enough words for the both of them while he collects himself. It's not every day you wake up able to do this, you know?]

((Just for everyone's reference? That blood. Everywhere. Not just Nathan's vicinity. EVERYWHERE. Also why is this getting posted at midnight? ...Because. And because I have to leave in the morning baw. BUT. I'll be here until I go and Saffy'll be here 4ev, and she'll update on anything the boys, uh. Continue to do.))

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Not even fors like, a week?

[Wow, some nice t9 you got there, Nathan.]

I dunno... Maybes ones of the guys from Thunderhorse can comes in. Before we brokes them up, I mean.

[Nathan has a good point though. :|a]

[He is sporting the WWF belt buckles of Wrath, man.]

No. I don't like those guys. I'm sorry, Toki, but it's not going to work. [He pauses.] I thought you got back together with them anyway. You know, after they did their whole Serpents and Containers shit.

I did gets them backs together an' you know, they ams not bads guys. Not as cool as us maybe, but not bads guys...

[Whine whine whine.]

... Fine. I will accepts this but only because you ams my pals, Nathans. I ams concerns about whats could happen ifs I ams not here to watches you.

Hey, I said we wouldn't kill them until after we died. That's totally giving them like, the 'I don't like you but I'll tolerate you' stamp of approval.

[He crosses his arms clankily. Clank clank.]

I mean, I'm pretty sure the like, three other tribute bands out there are going to be killed while we're dying, sooooooo...

I guess. [Since he can't win really, he'll just go on to something else.]

I thinks I wants to be kings of everythings. [And bam. He has a crown! A spiky, gleaming black crown set with huge, blood-red rubies and pentacles engraved in it. He also has a long black leather cloak, which is long enough to get blood on it.]

It's missing somethings.

[He conjures a slurpee. in his right hand.]

Wowiee! Beings gods ams the best!

Oh totally! Why didn't we fucking do this before?! [Excluding the fact Toki goes absolutely psycho if you give him any ounce of control or power.

And ignoring the fact this wasn't of their own doing.]

Um... because we didn't knows how? But now we knows... um... somehow. So we can does whatevers we wants.

[He sips his god-slurpee as if this is a totally normal thing.]

Well next time, let's not... not know how to do it. [Suddenly. He recalls something. Something very important.]

Oh my god. Toki. Toki, we should totally make the devil from Bedazzled. We can fucking do that now.

What? We havesn't dones that yet? We needs to does it right now! Come on, you does it. You does it! I wants to sees Nathans makes somethings else happens besides bloods whats ons the floors.

[He's too occupied with Slurpee atm.]

[Oh, you want to see Nathan do something, Toki? How about this.

He flips you off.]

I'm fucking getting to it, jesus christ.

[Nathan focuses, trying to recall exactly how she looks and there we go. He gestures slightly with one hand- it helps him sort of focus on getting things done. Smoke coaleces into a hot devil chick. The Hot Devil Chick.

Unfortunately she probably has all the intelligence of like a smart dog or cat or something, seeing as the machine would probably frown on shit. But whatever, good enough.]

Or is that not good enough? How about I fucking make, I don't know, a hundred foot tall demon thing.

[He waves a hand. Hey look. There's one. It seems to be vaguely reminiscent of an alligator, and it promptly gets the hell out of there because it isn't interested in Toki and Nathan. In fact. Toki. It's gonna go fuck with your mountain.]

Done.

HOLY SHIT, NATHANS! You makes the Bedruzzled devils! Holy shit!

[He grins at her and offers her his Slurpee, then takes it back and offers her a hand instead. She doesn't... take it, though, preferring to stand there blankly.

Toki gets over it quickly, seeing as there is Alligatorzilla going for his mountain.]

H-- hey! Hey, whats the hells is that?! It's goings for my mountains. You can'ts dos that...! [He glares at Nathan's demon thing, which is suddenly set upon by a 150 foot-tall spiked hellbunny with floppy ears.] Hah! Mine's better. You know it.

No way.

[Nathan yells at his gigantic creation.]

HEY! FUCK THAT RABBIT UP!

Sorry, Toki, but my alligator? Is going to eat your rabbit.

Nuh uh! My rabbits ams betters, looks at this. [He cups his hands around his mouth to make his voice travel further.]

Myrde ham! Leaves no trace!

[BATTLE WAGES while Nathan stops. Looks directly at Toki.]

...What the fuck does ham have to do with anything?

[Really, what? Ham? Toki, you're weird.]

[LMFAO]

Its ams Norwegian. Duh.

Oh.

...Why are you yelling about Norwegian ham.

I didn't says nothin's about hams. Learns Norwegians, stupid.

I'll learn Norwegian when I have to live in Norway.

[He crosses his arms!!!]

Plus I know like ...some. From hearing you. Just, you know, I heard 'ham' and was wondering what the fuck ham had to do with anything. I mean, were you telling your rabbit to get you ham? How he fuck would it even know what ham is, you know?