http://bacchusfairy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bacchusfairy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-04-12 09:18 pm

 playtime's over.

[Puck doesn't appear on the Astral Plane like most people. He tumbles head over heels for a foot or so, then jumps back up and looks around with a very awed look on his face.]

Eh? Ehhhh? Whatwhatwhat is this?! [bounces around, managing to make it look like some kind of dance] ... My lord? Rooooooo~meo~~~~~ ... Hamlet? Macbeth? O-ohime-... chaaaannnuh. Hmmm.

[pauses, then cups his mouth and gives a holler]

MAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[Okay, so there's no pool, but it's worth a try. The loud call echoing into the deep abyss makes him seem less scared than he really is.]

... Am I dead? 'Cause it doesn't get much more boring than this.

[identity profile] bloodyroadking.livejournal.com 2008-04-13 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck. Another one.

[identity profile] bloodyroadking.livejournal.com 2008-04-13 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Sama? [Okay, he likes this one better than the girly one so far] How many of you are there exactly?

[identity profile] bloodyroadking.livejournal.com 2008-04-13 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I can tell you're special. [Why did he decide to bother this one again? Oh right, because he has a thing for getting himself into situations he'll hate.] At least tell me you're less embarassing than those other two running around here?

[identity profile] bloodyroadking.livejournal.com 2008-04-13 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohoh, but as you said I'm a king, I wouldn't lose to a nobody like you~

[identity profile] bloodyroadking.livejournal.com 2008-04-13 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never heard of you so you're a nobody to me~ Try not to take it in a bad way.

[identity profile] bloodyroadking.livejournal.com 2008-04-13 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
The Baka Princess mentioned something about that, but I can tell you it never happened where I am from.

[identity profile] bloodyroadking.livejournal.com 2008-04-13 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
And in which one of those exactly did your mother drop you on the head when you were a baby?

[identity profile] bloodyroadking.livejournal.com 2008-04-13 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Fuck.

[Lalalala, moves awaaaaaay~~]