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[cuteliar.livejournal.com]

[Have a little girl, Astral Plane! She's just delighted to be here, really.]

Hey, what's the big idea?! I'm not supposed to be here! Whoever brought me here, you better show yourself right now! How could you do this to someone like me?! I'm not gonna let you get away with this, you bas--

[And this. This is the face of someone realizing that there just miiight be other people around. Nervous little laugh and... time to turn on the charm!]

O-oh, um. Hi there! Is there anyone here? Maybe someone who'd like to help out a cute girl like me? I'm really really lost and I don't know why I'm here. And I've gotta get back to Ion!



Huh, what's with all the stars here?

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[cuteliar.livejournal.com]

Colonel! How'd you get here?

[The wealthy men didn't hear her, okay?! Can't convince her otherwise.]

[clinical]

Why, Anise, this is where I come from. Returning here is easy for me.

[Jade would make a very good space alien.]

[cuteliar.livejournal.com]

Whoa, really?! I thought you were from Keterburg, Colonel!

[Maybe one planning to take over the world.]

[clinical]

That's merely the location my human alias chose to try out life on Auldrant. Now I've returned home.

[cuteliar.livejournal.com]

No way!

What about Nephry?

[clinical]

Oh, Nephry is human. I felt I'd best be able to understand human life by becoming part of a human family.

[cuteliar.livejournal.com]

And you've been from here all along... [...WAIT A MINUTE.] Y-you're not serious, right?

[clinical]

[This opportunity is too good to pass up.] I have the blood to prove it.

[cuteliar.livejournal.com]

What do you mean?

[clinical]

Now that we're in my home world, my blood's true colour will show itself. I'm afraid my eyes showed their real colour even on Auldrant, but some things can't be helped.

[cuteliar.livejournal.com]

Their true color? What's their true color supposed to-- [Whoa, whoa, whoa, a chance to see proof a real live alien?]

Show me, Colonel!

[clinical]

[Jade draws his spear--and makes a tiny little cut on his fingertip. But it's enough to reveal the black and glittering blood that is signature for those who die on the Plane.]

I'll have to swear you to secrecy, of course.

[cuteliar.livejournal.com]

[AAAH, he was telling the truth! He was telling the truth! Mind. Blown.]

What happens if anyone finds out?

[clinical]

[Jade considers this for a moment] I suppose I'll be taken to a secret base and experimented on.

[Even though it's a joke, Jade doesn't fail to notice how much poetic justice there would be in that.]

[cuteliar.livejournal.com]

Colonel...

...Maybe you'd just scare them off.

[clinical]

With this kind face? No, no, I'm sure they just don't want to hurt anyone as innocent as me.

[He puts his spear away, considering his options as far as actually telling Anise things goes]

[cuteliar.livejournal.com]

[So much easier to focus on Jade pretending to be innocent than Jade being a SPACE ALIEN AAAHH.]

So they'd just let you go?

[clinical]

I'm sure they'd see that it's the wisest option.

[Or he'd kill them.]

[cuteliar.livejournal.com]

Then you won't be experimented on, Colonel!

...But I don't think any of the others would believe me if I told them. [Which totally tears her up here! They'd eat up her lies, but not this?]

[clinical]

Where did you leave the others, Anise?

[cuteliar.livejournal.com]

What? Ion's at Daath and... everyone's back home. You know that!

[clinical]

[solemnly] When I returned to my alien brethren, they altered my memories.

latest ever I'm sorry D:

[cuteliar.livejournal.com]

Whaaat?! Can they even do that to you?

you haven't seen some of my powers of late!

[clinical]

We aliens have powers unimaginable to the ordinary people of Auldrant.

Perrrhaps!

[cuteliar.livejournal.com]

...Wooow. They didn't even let you remember where all of us were.