004--Bananas in Pajamas are coming down the stairs

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Insert Rose, wearing some polka-dotted panties (YES IT'S VITAL INFO) and an old T-shirt that probably belongs to Jake, yawning and eating a banana (they make good midnight snacks, okay), accidentally on the Astral Plane and not really knowing she's there]

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[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Only at night. And when I wake up in the morning.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

And did you always waltz about in your skivvies where others could see? I've always been under the assumption you humans looked down on that sort of thing.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I wasn't expecting anyone to see me.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

That's working out for you rather well, then, is it? [smirks] If you need some clothing, I have plenty lying about.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I've noticed.

I'm all right. They're just legs, really. Not going to kill anyone. Blind, maybe. But not kill.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[blink blink] How do one's legs go about blinding another? They have no natural emission of light.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[The TARDIS fails at people humor] It's a joke 'bout how pale they are.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[she fails at a great many things, truth be told] Is that such a bad thing, being pale? I do not remember the Doctor's other companions complaining about such a thing, and Tegan often walked about exposing her legs.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Rose still likes her, it's okay] Nothing wrong with it. I'm just used to being more tan.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[yay! the TARDIS rather likes Rose, too] So ... is being tan better than being pale? [looks at herself] Is my appearance acceptable?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[\o/] It's not, no. Some people think so, but I don't. [Smiles!] You look fine.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[tilts her head] Why do they feel that way?


[ooc: yay giggling!]

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Dunno, really. You'd have to ask them.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I should. Do you know of any whom I can ask? I wish to know why being tan would be better than being pale.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Not here, but I know that you can go out into any city and find a tanning salon and ask.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[blank look] I cannot go into a city, Rose Tyler. I cannot travel. [frowns] What is a tanning salon?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's right.

A tanning salon? It's a place where they have these bed things that have lights in them, and you lie in them for a while. It's sort of like going to the beach and lying in the sun.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Ah, exposure to ultraviolet light to darken the skin pigment, then? Is that what you do? Doesn't it hurt, being exposed to that much heat?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I don't do it, no. I just tan when I'm running for my life and things.

I don't think it does, though, since it's not very hot, unless you burn or something.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

I see.

I have burned before. It was ... unpleasant.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Definitely not the most fun thing ever.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Especially when it was the Doctor who did it.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

For some reason that doesn't surprise me.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Truly?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Yeah.