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[realitymods]

[Onto the Plane wanders a face who has only shown up twice before. Once more he has a clipboard and a notepad, and with him is a table and a set of chairs this time. He feels lazy. He yanks off his leather jacket and tosses it on the back of one chair and sits down.

He grins widely at the expanse of the plane.]

Hey!

[He spins a pen around.]

I've got a series of questions for you all! Some of you may remember me from such movies as 'Derobero Asks Questions I: Who Are You, You Nosy Dude' and' That One Guy Who Seems to Be Clueless And Also Possibly Some Sort of Canine'. Well, I'm back again to do 'Derobero Asks Questions II: Updates and Some Of These Questions Are Different'.

[He chuckles to himself.]

So, yeah. If you could give me... ten minutes of your time. I may or may not even have a secret stash of cupcakes for people who complete my questions. I've heard people like cupcakes. I wouldn't know, I don't eat. But come on. If you eat, cupcakes. If you don't... okay, I didn't prepare for that, but you can always use the cupcake to throw at someone and go 'you hath been cupcaked, my good man'! And then he would frown and declare war, for you have besmirched his honor...


((OOC: Oh yes, a note! He can tell if people are lying, so if your character lies in answering any of the questions, please leave an OOC note telling me. :D))

Comments

[doctorsfanboy.livejournal.com]

[Damon frowns at him] What's a "cupcake?"

[realitymods]

It's like a tiny cake, so I'm told!

[tomysister.livejournal.com]

If I happen to run off, it's simply a reality failure. Please don't mind.

[realitymods]

[He nods.]

No problem. If you've got things to worry about at home, a questionnaire is sort of dumb. All I ask is you don't forget about me, I'll have my hide tanned faster than a insta-tan hide machine if I don't get completed surveys eventually!

[promisedsomeone.livejournal.com]

[Questions, huh.

Maybe he can get some answers first.]

Who are you?

[realitymods]

I've got a lot of names and nicknames. There's D, Dero, Derog, Derobero, Gramps, Grandpa, Old Man, Fatty, and a bunch of other things, but Derogative is the full thing.

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

[Here, have another redhead.]

Cupcakes won't take back how horribly I kicked the bucket while just walking around.

But it might make it feel better for a while.

[realitymods]

Hey, I'm not the man to direct your anger and assorted displeased emotions at. I can't do anything about that, and venting at me is just a few steps away from blaming an innocent person. Not saying I'm not innocent but it isn't entirely blaming me, so it's still, you know, some steps away from there.

But anyway, you can get a cupcake if you answer all my questions.

[collector]

[supercurious!] Should I worry about only being here for the sequel? Only I do like to get the originals first.

[realitymods]

No, it's okay! It just means for the questions that were carried over, we've got a larger audience sample thingymajig, and for the new questions, well, them are new questions, so hey, who cares!

[ex_fatalist246]

[Satoshi remembers Derogative from Derobero 1 1/2: Children's Card Games. Glasses adjust!] Do you know that it's not a curse this time?

[See, Satoshi knows better than to ask Derogative if he knows that it's cursed. Derogative does not seem entirely In The Know. This, therefore, seems the most logical question.]

[realitymods]

Just a regular questionnaire. It was actually handed to me instead of left with a sticky note saying 'get off your lazy butt and go do something, you gigantic lump of fur'.

[boxtheotaku.livejournal.com]

[!!! Newb on the Plane, approaching with interest.]

You give away food for information...?

[realitymods]

I will this time! Last time I drew pictures!

[forever-noble.livejournal.com]

[gives him a bit of a look that says he must be absolutely bonkers, but questions do seem harmless]

All right then. [props a hand on her hip] What have you got to ask us?

[realitymods]

Just ten questions, madam!

[bit_impossible]

Shame you're not back for a third time. This could have been "Derobero Asks Questions III: With a Vengeance"! [makes a note of everything else he said for later]

What sort of updates have you got? Or would you rather give those after the questions?

[realitymods]

I may use that on the third one!

Well, it's updates for Lapis and Lazuli mostly. Since some of these questions are the same, so people who answered them before would be updating their previous ones!

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, more questions?

[realitymods]

Yep! Only ten, though! Then you get a cupcake.

[artiscordis.livejournal.com]

[Argentine is just crouching on the ground, tipping his head to the side.] ...What is a cupcake?

[realitymods]

It's like a cake! But cup sized!

[hostclubmommy.livejournal.com]

May I ask who set these questions?

[realitymods]

Lapis and Lazuli gave them to me!

[destinedking.livejournal.com]

Don't be ridiculous. Of course you eat.

[realitymods]

Don't tell me what I do and do not do, my good man! Food has never sullied my super awesome cool mouth not once in a couple of centuries!

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

You brought cupcakes. How wonderful. Did you make them yourself, too?

[realitymods]

Nooooooooo. I don't cook.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

Cupcakes...? But I really liked the picture that you drew me.

[realitymods]

I can still draw one, if you like! I never said I wasn't open to requests.

[He grins.]

[oncemarauder.livejournal.com]

[Remus claims a chair with a wry, weary smile] Never heard of a war starting that way.

[realitymods]

You'd be surprised, wars can start over a lot of things.