016; trail

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[the Master appears on the Astral Plane, head cocked and looking just a bit thoughtful]

You know, I could have sworn there was someone human on my world today. Just for a short while... then the trail went cold. Scent ended. Rather interesting.

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[demnify.livejournal.com]

Yes, and you'd be the expert on it, wouldn't you?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

I'm an expert on a lot of things.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

Mr. Hunt, sometimes I honestly cannot tell if you are completely oblivious to what you are saying, or pointlessly teasing me.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

The hell are you talking about?

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[a sigh]

You are one of a few people who have seen me completely naked. You then proceed to state on how 'furry' I am. I then state 'you would be an expert'. You thus only make the situation even worse with 'I'm an expert on a lot of things'.

Are you honestly that oblivious to what you're saying?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[yes, Master. yes he is] What are you implying, Frenchie?

[demnify.livejournal.com]

I'm not implying anything. What I'm saying?

You're a flirt, whether or not you are aware of it.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[Gene's spluttering. and his face keeps going through multiple shades of red] I am not such thing!

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[he smirks]

You're turning red, Mr. Hunt.

[then he laughs a bit, but not spitefully]

Oh, I'll save your dignity and not tell a soul.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[soudgbosgosg] I am not!

[demnify.livejournal.com]

If I had a mirror to present you, I would. You're absolutely flushed. ...I don't think I've ever seen you embarrassed before.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

I'm not embarrassed, you bloody div!

[demnify.livejournal.com]

I could have said you were blushing, but I wanted to spare you that. Your face is a different shade of red when angry.

[he smiles plainly]

As I said - I won't tell a soul, Mr. Hunt. A secret between the two of us, hmm?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

My face is always the same shade of red you poofter! I'm not bloody blushing! I don't need to keep any secret because there's nothing wrong with me!

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[a sigh]

Mr. Hunt. I am attempting to assist you, in a way. Whether you mean to or not, you flirt with me. I doubt it is anything you want known to anyone - thus, I am willing to keep that little detail between us.

The fact that you turned red is indicative of something; it could be that you didn't want me noticing or that you're a bit disturbed by the fact that you have been flirting.

As well, neither of us said there was anything wrong with you, now did we? You flirted, you were called on it, and you reacted as most humans tend to do. It is a completely natural course of action.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

I wasn't flirting, damnit! If my face turned red it's because I was bloody pissed off, you git! I think it's pretty damn disturbing you'd think I'd flirt with you in the first place, you right bastard. Gene Hunt does not. Like. Men.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

If you were 'pissed off' you would have done as you normally do when angry. You would have attempted to hit me.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Then let me oblige. [punch to the face, Master!]

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[he's hit and he hisses before snarling]

I do believe your a bit late on that.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[grins broadly] Better late than never, Frenchie.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[grins right back]

I still stand by my assessment.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

You're also a loony and a poofter and you can blow it out your arse.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

And you, Mr. Hunt, are a flirt.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

No, I'm not.


[ooc: Not a problem at all! *pets you*]

[demnify.livejournal.com]

If that was the case, what was with the... stammering? Whatever it was you were doing before you began to adamantly deny that you flirted with me.