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[boxtheotaku.livejournal.com]

[Box drops on the plane and immediately falls flat on his face. His long, retro leather coat falls over his head too.]

T-too many women... I know it was a brilliant plan to follow Akira, but cat-fight?! No... cat-fights?! That is j-just... ugh! [Suddenly kneels up and puts his hands to his mouth as nausea gets stronger a little. Though it was a pretty stupid move because he was still holding his water-gun, and by the movement he hit off his oldschool sunglasses and almost poked out his eye too. Way to go, Box.]

Ow owww...! Gaaah, damn it! [Throws away the gun and tries to set his glasses.] Too many women, even if some of them really look like a man, or a pig or whatever, there are still too many of them... [Takes a deep breath. Then waits for a few minutes for his stomach to calm down.]

This place is handy, very handy. With all the dirt and strange things going on, I still say it's handy.

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[breathenothing.livejournal.com]

[Oh no, someone looks hurt! Naminé walks over to investigate, not having heard any of what he's said. Oops...?]

Are you alright?

[boxtheotaku.livejournal.com]

[Thank god, Box would never live it down if he would hurt Naminé...]

[So he looks up at the voice, and would say he is completely NOT alright, but a sound can't leave his throat. Asdfdfgdfgjhhjjk Naminé...!! Box stumbles to his feet, and slips lower his sunglasses to look at her like that, then pushes it back. But then decides to just take it off anyway.]

Uh, hi! I mean-- what was the question, oh yes, yes, I am, completely, alright, yes. Just a little under the weather, there was rain not long ago, maybe there is some front too, or, well anything--

[breathenothing.livejournal.com]

[She tilts her head to the side, still a little concerned, but mostly confused.]

Under the weather? I'm sorry... Is there anything I can do to help you?

[boxtheotaku.livejournal.com]

[Box is trying to slip the glasses in the pockets of his coat, but there are no pockets... Yes he is a tad bit nervous.]

It's completely okay it happens a lot, so I'm used to it. Eh, wha..? Help me? Helping... me? You just asked to help me? [Blushes, and would love to come closer but since she is '3D' now, he has a problem with that.] Wow, wow I- I don't know what to say!

[breathenothing.livejournal.com]

[That's a very odd reaction... and it makes her blush a little, too.]

W-Well, I just want to help. And make sure you're okay. Isn't that the right thing to do?

[grand-gaia.livejournal.com]

Uh...do you need a hand?

[boxtheotaku.livejournal.com]

NO! [Asdfdfgfgh, no hands, no, no hands!] No, no absolutely fine like this, really, just need a few minutes. Really...! It happens every time I'm near women. But I can't sense any now, yet, so it will be fine.

[grand-gaia.livejournal.com]

[...]

What's wrong with girls?

[boxtheotaku.livejournal.com]

They are scary. Especially the ones I saw, but all of them are scary. Don't you think? Oh, wow cool cosplay! Or... is it?

[grand-gaia.livejournal.com]

Eh? Jenna can be scary when she's mad, but...

Cosplay?

[immarcescible.livejournal.com]

Oh no, you don't look so good, Box! Did you have a bad day?

{Noa tuned in on the last part of that, of course}

[boxtheotaku.livejournal.com]

[Box looks up from where he sits, and sighs.] You have no idea, Noa! You have something you are afraid of? Now imagine that, multiply it, and close up yourself with them, and that's how my day was... is...

[immarcescible.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... Something I'm afraid of...

{She thinks about it, then says quite merrily} I don't like rude people! That's pretty close, right? ...Oh, but I'm sorry that your day was that bad! That's like really really bad!

[boxtheotaku.livejournal.com]

Rude people? [Box tilts his head.] You can tell who is rude and who isn't?

Aaah, yes, and it didn't end yet, I mean there is more to it. Page and his ideas... Gah.

[immarcescible.livejournal.com]

Of course! People like God are rude, where they're trying to grab you when it's definitely not allow--Oh, but that's not important. Um, what I mean is, it's easy to tell!

Anyways, maybe you should take a precaution before you go back? That might help.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

...Ne, those aren't very nice things to say about women. If you're saying things like that, maybe that's why they're mad, you know.

[boxtheotaku.livejournal.com]

[Box doesn't even have to turn his head to know there is a woman nearby! He stumbles to his feet and backs away.]

I-I'm just stating the facts about the ones I just saw, I mean I know all of them are like snowflakes: gentle and pure, but please-! On a top of that I'm sure they are not angry because of that, I didn't even talk to them... [Eying Diva. She might be familiar to him, but he can't pinpoint from where exactly.]

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

{She watches thoughtfully, tilting her head slightly once he's finished}

If you didn't talk to them, why are you so upset, then?

[boxtheotaku.livejournal.com]

There are just too many of them, at that place! One girl would be enough too but no there are a lot of girls around, and I just can't handle that--!

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

...{She covers her mouth daintily to hold back a laugh} Ne, you're scared of women? Oh my...♥ That's really terrible for you!

[superskelton.livejournal.com]

...Won't they still be there when you go back, though?

[boxtheotaku.livejournal.com]

[Box takes a few seconds before answering, he is turning a bit green at the thought.] Yeeeeeaaaah...

But uh, it's like... diving! Diving, when you take a deep breath you can go and explore under the water without breathing. Now, so... right now I am... taking my deep breath to go back to the sea of girls! [Grins, he actually thinks it's a wonderful explanation.] Though I really don't want to go back just yet.

[superskelton.livejournal.com]

[Chris thinks that's a wonderful explanation, too.... Probably for slightly different reasons.

Give him a moment. He's fantasising.]

Bit hard to see why you're so worried, when you put it like that.

[boxtheotaku.livejournal.com]

[Box eyes Chris a little confused. But then gasps.]

They are 3D women! They are alive, they breathe and have a pulse, and they are 3D, not 2D, like Naru-chan, Suiseiseki-chan, Rei or Asuka-kun! I don't think I would have a problem swimming in their sea, but but but... real women are just too scary.

[superskelton.livejournal.com]

[Well, now he's just confused...]

...I don't think I get it.