http://hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2010-07-25 03:53 am

le hasard, ma chère ♔ est le dieu de la maternité

[Tamaki is sitting on the Plane with two eggs. One is pink and flashy and sparkly and he doesn't seem to be paying too much attention to. The other one that has his attention has elegant patterns like those of the Ouran teacups, in all the colours of the Host Club's flowers. He is pouting staring at the egg and occasionally poking it, sighing every now and then as he waits for something to hatch from it.]

[identity profile] hostclubmommy.livejournal.com 2010-07-25 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe. [He picks up the neglected egg.] They're meant to be incubated. You're too careless to be watching these.

[identity profile] hostclubmommy.livejournal.com 2010-07-25 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, but what about heat? You're too big to sit on them.

[identity profile] hostclubmommy.livejournal.com 2010-07-25 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure Haruhi knows many commoner techniques for heating.

[identity profile] hostclubmommy.livejournal.com 2010-07-25 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not. Haruhi should be on the Plane. You can call her.

[identity profile] hostclubmommy.livejournal.com 2010-07-25 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing bad has happened to it so far. ['idiot']

[Kyouya produces another egg from... somewhere and sets it down with the other two. This one has a shell of black and white spots.]
Edited 2010-07-25 21:06 (UTC)

[identity profile] hostclubmommy.livejournal.com 2010-07-26 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
That's obvious, idiot.

[It occurs to him that the eggs look nicer in a nest together. It must be, of course, that spending resources individually on three eggs is less efficient than pooling resources and minimizing the necessary expenditures.]

[identity profile] hostclubmommy.livejournal.com 2010-07-26 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
You're so sentimental. [Kyouya sits down beside him.] You'll have to take care of them once they hatch. Are you sure Antoinette won't mind?

[identity profile] hostclubmommy.livejournal.com 2010-07-26 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Haruhi is too responsible to let you take care of her pets. But I chose mine for you to take care of.

[identity profile] hostclubmommy.livejournal.com 2010-07-26 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
'Prince of Idiots,' perhaps.

[identity profile] hostclubmommy.livejournal.com 2010-07-26 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[With a smile] 'Princess of Idiots,' of course.

[identity profile] hostclubmommy.livejournal.com 2010-07-26 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
You should wait until it hatches, idiot.

[identity profile] hostclubmommy.livejournal.com 2010-07-26 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
If you take care of it, I'll let you name it instead.