le hasard, ma chère ♔ est le dieu de la maternité

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

[Tamaki is sitting on the Plane with two eggs. One is pink and flashy and sparkly and he doesn't seem to be paying too much attention to. The other one that has his attention has elegant patterns like those of the Ouran teacups, in all the colours of the Host Club's flowers. He is pouting staring at the egg and occasionally poking it, sighing every now and then as he waits for something to hatch from it.]

Comments

[hostclubmommy.livejournal.com]

Maybe. [He picks up the neglected egg.] They're meant to be incubated. You're too careless to be watching these.

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

[Tamaki considers this, and then takes off his jacket and wraps it up until it resembles a nest. He stands up to take back the egg and put into the makeshift nest]

[hostclubmommy.livejournal.com]

Ah, but what about heat? You're too big to sit on them.

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

[he frowns at that]

I didn't think of that. Is there something we could use?

[hostclubmommy.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Haruhi knows many commoner techniques for heating.

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

But Haruhi's not here right now.

Nothing bad will happen to it, right?

[hostclubmommy.livejournal.com]

Of course not. Haruhi should be on the Plane. You can call her.

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

Will something bad happen to the egg if I don't call Haruhi right now?

[hostclubmommy.livejournal.com]

Nothing bad has happened to it so far. ['idiot']

[Kyouya produces another egg from... somewhere and sets it down with the other two. This one has a shell of black and white spots.]

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

Ah, okay.

[he looks at Kyouya's egg, and pokes it to see if anything happens]

Yours hasn't hatched yet either?

[hostclubmommy.livejournal.com]

That's obvious, idiot.

[It occurs to him that the eggs look nicer in a nest together. It must be, of course, that spending resources individually on three eggs is less efficient than pooling resources and minimizing the necessary expenditures.]

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

Maybe they're waiting for something. It will probably be better when they're all together. We'll have to wait for Haruhi's egg, too.

[and Tamaki thinks much the same thing in less profit language and more flowery words]

[hostclubmommy.livejournal.com]

You're so sentimental. [Kyouya sits down beside him.] You'll have to take care of them once they hatch. Are you sure Antoinette won't mind?

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

Antoinette is happier when she's surrounded by friends and family anyway. [he frowns] You don't think the others will want to keep theirs?

[hostclubmommy.livejournal.com]

Haruhi is too responsible to let you take care of her pets. But I chose mine for you to take care of.

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

And Kaoru's?

[hostclubmommy.livejournal.com]

That will be his decision.

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

I guess so.

[he sighs and then looks at the eggs, before smiling back at Kyouya]

Do you know what you might want to name yours when it hatches?

[hostclubmommy.livejournal.com]

'Prince of Idiots,' perhaps.

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

[he pouts at that for many reasons]

But what if it's a girl?

[hostclubmommy.livejournal.com]

[With a smile] 'Princess of Idiots,' of course.

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

[Tamaki does smile at that] Oh, I see.

[he pokes his own egg] I don't know what to name mine.

[hostclubmommy.livejournal.com]

You should wait until it hatches, idiot.

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

But you all ready have names picked out for your egg.

[hostclubmommy.livejournal.com]

If you take care of it, I'll let you name it instead.