realityshifted | Survival Horror!!!!

[Deathmatches? Whatever, who cares. You know what really matters? Video Games. In fact, Ray and Chris care very much about this video game. It's Resident Evil 3 if you must know. They're sitting on a couch with a table between them and the TV. Said table already has a few beers finished or half-finished along with bags of crisps and various snack foods.

Ray is the one with the controller but they're both very into the game at the moment. Should you disturb them? Well, take a listen and see!]

[Chris has a hand on Ray's shoulder for moral support.] Uh, no, no, Ray, you gotta get behind the desk! 'Cos it can't fire through it. Ray!

I'm behind the bloody desk! Look! Desk! I'm runnin' into the damn thing! [totally running into the desk for emphasis!!!]

Maybe you need to run into it more? Oh, shit, he's gonna fire! You gotta run!

I can't run if you're yellin' at me! [attempt at dodging the rocket!!! attempt successful!!!] Shit, I don't think me bullets're goin' over the desk or sommat.

[Making vague and wild hand gestures.] Try the grenades! The launcher thing. It'll launch'em like...over it.

We already used those on the stairs, div! Okay, I think... maybe if when he's shootin', I go 'round the desk, shoot him, then go back behind it.

Yeah, yeah, do that, just careful 'cos he's a fast bastard.

[Who cares if they're fighting Nemesis? Bug them anyway! There's tons of beer and food at least?]

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[Chris is still reaching for it, oh no!!!! HE MIGHT WIN, RAY.

HE'S REALLY CLOSE.

FINGERS ALMOST TOUCHING IT.]

[NO!!!! Ray grabs Chris' wrist and DRAGS HIS HAND AWAY FROM THE CONTROLLER. MUST NOT LET CHRIS WIN EVER.]

[Chris starts bucking and squirming, basically flailing around in a desperate attempt to GET THIS CONTROLLER.]

[Alas, Ray cannot defeat the full power of Chris being a squirmy git. Chris has escaped from Ray's grip!]

[GASP, FREEDOM.

CHRIS NOW HAS THE CONTROLLER!!! VICTORY!!! ...He has no idea what to do with it. But at least he's got it!!!]

[But now Chris must fight Ray off! Because he will get it back!]

[AN EPIC STRUGGLE ENSUES CHRIS MUST NOT ONLY HOLD TO THE CONTROLLER BUT ALSO FIGHT RAY OFF.

Luckily he can squirm a lot. He's like a worm! or something squirmy.]

Chris, you bastard!

[MUST GET IT BACK, REGARDLESS OF SQUIRMING.]

[Chris grins as he squirms and keeps the controller held way out. Hell yes being gangly.]

A clever bastard!

[Damn your gangly body, Chris.]

Clever bastard who's gonna get his head knocked in!

[Sudden lunging grab for the controller!]

[OH NO HE WAS NO EXPECTING THIS. RAY CAN HOLD THE CONTROLLER AS WELL.

Now it is a tug of war!!]

[Okay Ray knows that this is not the best choice for things, you don't play tug of war with a controller, so he does a tactical retreat and releases it!

He has to figure this out. This is a true challenge.]