Survival Horror!!!!

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[Deathmatches? Whatever, who cares. You know what really matters? Video Games. In fact, Ray and Chris care very much about this video game. It's Resident Evil 3 if you must know. They're sitting on a couch with a table between them and the TV. Said table already has a few beers finished or half-finished along with bags of crisps and various snack foods.

Ray is the one with the controller but they're both very into the game at the moment. Should you disturb them? Well, take a listen and see!]

[Chris has a hand on Ray's shoulder for moral support.] Uh, no, no, Ray, you gotta get behind the desk! 'Cos it can't fire through it. Ray!

I'm behind the bloody desk! Look! Desk! I'm runnin' into the damn thing! [totally running into the desk for emphasis!!!]

Maybe you need to run into it more? Oh, shit, he's gonna fire! You gotta run!

I can't run if you're yellin' at me! [attempt at dodging the rocket!!! attempt successful!!!] Shit, I don't think me bullets're goin' over the desk or sommat.

[Making vague and wild hand gestures.] Try the grenades! The launcher thing. It'll launch'em like...over it.

We already used those on the stairs, div! Okay, I think... maybe if when he's shootin', I go 'round the desk, shoot him, then go back behind it.

Yeah, yeah, do that, just careful 'cos he's a fast bastard.

[Who cares if they're fighting Nemesis? Bug them anyway! There's tons of beer and food at least?]

Comments

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

There are more efficient ways to defeat him than hiding behind a desk.

[gotitwrong]

Gettin' behind the desk prevents him from chargin' at you.

[He grins.]

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Were you capable of defeating him efficiently, you would not need to concern yourself with that attack.

[gotitwrong]

The point isn't bein' efficient.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

What is it, then?

[gotitwrong]

Havin' fun.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

I see.

[she doesn't]

[gotitwrong]

[Ray somehow doubts it, based on your expression, TARDIS.]

If I wanted to play a game 'bout being efficient, I'd play tetris or sommat.

[Tetris sucks.]

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[hey now, Tetris is cool :|]

At least that game is logical.

[gotitwrong]

And boring.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[:|]

[gotitwrong]

[:D]