ext_153071 ([identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2010-05-25 05:55 pm

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[today, Plane-goers, is a special day! for you see, today we have sighted the elusive 'Guv' in his natural habitat: the pub. or as natural as a pub comes on the Plane, meaning he's at the Astral Bar. because really, when isn't he. but today is different, because the Guv isn't drinking, though he sourly wishes he were. no, today, this terrifying animal has in front of him actual, honest-to-god paperwork

you see, Plane-goers, on occasion, the Guv will stop being boorish and actually look at casework. the reasons behind this unusual behaviour differ, but for today, that reason is nightmares, and what better way to soothe a distraught mind than with pointless, nancy paperwork?

yeah, that's what the Guv thinks, too]


Bloody hell.

[identity profile] brandyhabit.livejournal.com 2010-06-03 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[she arches an eyebrow, arms crossed over her chest] Legs? [she looks down at her own legs for a moment, but actually shrugs it off] I've been called worse in my time at least.

[identity profile] brandyhabit.livejournal.com 2010-06-03 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
As charming as you are, it's an absolute mystery why you're sitting alone in a pub doing paperwork.

I did want to enjoy a drink, although paperwork in a pub is just a bit of a mood killer.