ext_153071 ([identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2010-05-25 05:55 pm

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[today, Plane-goers, is a special day! for you see, today we have sighted the elusive 'Guv' in his natural habitat: the pub. or as natural as a pub comes on the Plane, meaning he's at the Astral Bar. because really, when isn't he. but today is different, because the Guv isn't drinking, though he sourly wishes he were. no, today, this terrifying animal has in front of him actual, honest-to-god paperwork

you see, Plane-goers, on occasion, the Guv will stop being boorish and actually look at casework. the reasons behind this unusual behaviour differ, but for today, that reason is nightmares, and what better way to soothe a distraught mind than with pointless, nancy paperwork?

yeah, that's what the Guv thinks, too]


Bloody hell.

[identity profile] bodilesswarrior.livejournal.com 2010-06-01 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[her fingers drum against the bar for a moment, before she speaks again, her voice low and dark] He was seventeen years old. The Joker beat him half to death with a crowbar, and then blew up the warehouse he was in.

[identity profile] bodilesswarrior.livejournal.com 2010-06-01 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[seriously] Usually? I'd say we don't get to make that choice. But if I'm ever in the same room with him - [just...sips her bourbon]

[identity profile] bodilesswarrior.livejournal.com 2010-06-03 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
I appreciate it. [flashes him a sharp smile] Wouldn't need it, though.

[identity profile] bodilesswarrior.livejournal.com 2010-06-03 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[smirks] I don't need legs to kick someone's ass.

[identity profile] bodilesswarrior.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[raises her glass] Cheers, officer.