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[theguv.livejournal.com]

[today, Plane-goers, is a special day! for you see, today we have sighted the elusive 'Guv' in his natural habitat: the pub. or as natural as a pub comes on the Plane, meaning he's at the Astral Bar. because really, when isn't he. but today is different, because the Guv isn't drinking, though he sourly wishes he were. no, today, this terrifying animal has in front of him actual, honest-to-god paperwork

you see, Plane-goers, on occasion, the Guv will stop being boorish and actually look at casework. the reasons behind this unusual behaviour differ, but for today, that reason is nightmares, and what better way to soothe a distraught mind than with pointless, nancy paperwork?

yeah, that's what the Guv thinks, too]

Bloody hell.

Comments

[theguv.livejournal.com]

You made sure to dress the part.

[doctorsfanboy.livejournal.com]

[frowns] What does my robe have to do with it?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

You look like a poof.

[doctorsfanboy.livejournal.com]

A "poof?" I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with the term. I'm a Time Lord, from Gallifrey.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[:|]

Yeah. A poof.

[doctorsfanboy.livejournal.com]

[D:] From your tone, I'm assuming it's derogatory slang. Do you have something against us?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

You're all a bunch of bloody divs.