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[shutupk9.livejournal.com]

[A strangely dressed man steps out onto the Plane, totally engrossed in a yo-yo. He's playing with it, watching it go up and down. Thankfully, he drops it. As he goes to pick it up, he starts looking around. He frowns, then shrugs and starts walking.]

Let's see ... Well, this is definitely strange. By my calculations, I should still be in the TARDIS, heading towards the 24th century. Normally, I'd just blame the randomizer but I was in the TARDIS. And that's a small problem. Just a tiny one but a problem nonetheless.

[He whips around, talking to something that's obviously not there]

K-9! Give me data on this area. When, where, those sort of things. [Pause. Well, K-9 isn't here. Whoops. That wasn't good. The Doctor pulls out a small white bag, opens it and starts munching on some jelly babies. After a while, the bag goes back into his pocket and...he starts yelling.]

Right. For anyone that can hear me or any grand celestial beings looking down on me, or Big Brother...I hope it's not Big Brother. I never really liked that book. It was too depressing and the inclusion of the book in the middle made no sense. [OH RIGHT, BACK ON TOPIC.] Right yes, anyone who's listening to me, hello! I'm the Doctor and I'd like to know the way home. I'll give you a jelly baby if you help me out-maybe even two. I'm feeling quite nice today.

...and could you please tell me where Romana is?

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[oliverplus]

[the idea is strange to him, too. he has to remind himself that the Doctors he's met here have been from later than this one. frowns, curious] Does that like...mess anything up, you think? That you're meeting him here when he's from the future?

[shutupk9.livejournal.com]

It...it should. However, for some reason it doesn't.

[oliverplus]

Guess that's the Plane for you...

Who else've you run into?

[shutupk9.livejournal.com]

The Master, myself, Omega, the TARDIS, Miss Donna Noble and myself.

[oliverplus]

[blinks] The TARDIS? Like...some other you with the TARDIS? Here?

[shutupk9.livejournal.com]

No, like an anthropomorphic personificaiton of the TARDIS.

[oliverplus]

Whooooa, wait! You mean there's a TARDIS here? An anthro--a human one!?

[because, amazingly, he hasn't run into her yet!]

[shutupk9.livejournal.com]

[The Doctor nodded, smile on his face.]

She's quite nice.

[oliverplus]

But how is that even possible!?

[shutupk9.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know. I'm not complaining, though.

[oliverplus]

No, definitely not! I need to meet her!

[shutupk9.livejournal.com]

If I see her around, I'll definitely introduce the two of you then.

[oliverplus]

Great! Thanks.

But what about you? Do you want the grand tour of the Plane, or would you rather just wander and see what turns up? Mind you, random things are always turning up even when you think you know what's there, but there are a few landmarks about. Usually.