realityshifted | À bien dire, ce qu'il y a de meilleur ♔ dans l'homme, c'est le chien.

Entry tags:

ouran host club (d1) suou tamaki

À bien dire, ce qu'il y a de meilleur ♔ dans l'homme, c'est le chien.

[Tamaki looks a bit lost currently. Or more accurately, he looks like he has lost something. He turns around in a circle around himself, looking around the Plane, then looks back at the brochure he's holding, before looking back up again.]

Antoinette?

[he looks down at the brochure again, before folding it back up and putting it inside his jacket pocket.]

Antoinette! This is no time for hide and seek. [quietly under his breath, as he looks at his watch] You won that an hour ago. [he sighs and begins walking the Plane again on an epic quest to find his dog.] Antoinette! Come out wherever you are!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[and it's right by his ear, how irritating] Her loud owner has already used up my patience for slobbery reunion scenes.

Nonsense! You have all the patience of a protective mother. Your patience for such things could never truly be completely used up.

Ahh, you're saying your delusions out loud again.

Edited 2010-05-04 23:01 (UTC)

They are not delusions when I have proven history on my side.

Do you understand history like you understand cultures? [ie, inaccurately]

Of course! [ie, super accurately]

[and they arrive in the kitchen, without any dog in sight. Tamaki's face falls]

Ah, she's not here either.

[a weak smile for Kyouya's "benefit"] It was a good effort though. It was unreasonable for me to expect that you would find her right away. Thank you for trying here, even if it was an unsuccessful guess.

We will just have to keep looking, I guess.

Edited 2010-05-05 00:09 (UTC)

[ignoring that look] Why don't you check under the tables here, and I'll look around outside?

Oh. Okay. [he says this in a rather forlorn way as he proceeds to go over to the tables and look under them]

[Kyouya steps outside, ignoring THAT look, too. When he returns, he is carrying Antoinette in his arms. He drops the dog in the kitchen without ceremony.]

Antoinette! [and Antoinette proceeds to tackle Tamaki, and there is the slobbery reunion Kyouya predicted. Tamaki looks up from the ground that he's pinned too, to smile at Kyouya] Thank you Kyouya! You really are a god! Better than Buddha, himself! [before he can say anything else, Antoinette tackles him again]

[Oh, good, it's distracting the stupid person. Kyouya goes over to the fridge to look for something to eat. He is hungry! And Tamaki needs to be left alone to get killed by his dog.]

[Food! Awesome! And like ninja, Tamaki and Antoinette are totally coming to see what Kyouya finds]

Kyouya, Kyouya, is Mommy going to make something for us to eat? How thoughtful!

[Kyouya ignores the stupid people. All he really wants is some miso sopu or somethng. Let's see if he can turn this around...]

Ahh, but shouldn't Daddy learn how to make food? [Kyouya grabs a box of Kraft dinner and hands it to Tamaki] Prepackaged food is an important part of commoner cuisine. To better understand Haruhi's daily life, perhaps you should try to make some.

Oo-oh! [gasp, he is holding that box of dinner the way Haruhi would hold ootoro] Ah ha! Yes! I have heard of this! [and he holds up the box of macaroni and cheese] Yes, this is the perfect opportunity to expand my horizons and broaden my range of experiences. [and he brings the box down to eye level again, carefully scrutinizing the instructions on the back. After a few minutes he finally begins looking around for pots and things]

[this gives Kyouya his chance to get his miso soup and sit down at the table. He watches Tamaki as he words, either to make sure Tamaki doesn't set himself on fire or to laugh at Tamaki when Tamaki sets himself on fire.

Possibly both.]

[and Tamaki is working and making the mess one would expect. He nearly trips over Antoinette quite a few times as he goes back and forth, he has somehow gotten bits of the cheese mixture all over the floor and counter surfaces, and himself and Antoinette in the process, and he ended up overfilling the pot just enough that it bubbled over the edges. BUT he is able to make this all at least without setting himself or anything else on fire. Kyouya should be amazed, because this is amazing.]

[with a great deal of composure, dignity and prince-like posturing, Tamaki makes three bowls of the dinner and brings them to the table, setting one in front of Kyouya, one in front of himself, and one on the floor for Antoinette. While she is usually rather supportive of her master, she seems very uninterested in the Kraft dinner. And Tamaki, for someone covered here and there in macaroni and cheese looks very proud of himself.]

Father has made dinner, isn't this a wonderful treat, Mom? In fact, nothing would make Father happier than for Mother to take the first bite.

[Tamaki looks at Kyouya expectantly, smiling like a derp]

[He looks at the dinner sceptically, then takes a sceptical bite.]

[Kyouya, so brave~]

[Tamaki looks on expectantly, waiting for Kyouya's verdict]

[He considers] The high level of starch and fat must help commoners compensate for their inability to purchase more expensive, healthier foods.

Do you think so? How clever! Commoner's wisdom is so marvelous. [Tamaki pauses, then leans in closer to Kyouya] Does that mean you like it?

No.

[Tamaki looks crestfallen] No?

Why would an analysis mean I like or dislike something, idiot?

Kyouya! [Tamaki whines and drags out that name in only the way he can] You must like it! I did make it for you, that instantly makes it delicious! So say it, Kyouya, say it!

It's rude to bully someone into saying they like or dislike something.

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject