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realityshifted2010-04-13 11:24 am
dritte-tochter.livejournal.com) wrote in realityshifted2010-04-13 11:24 am
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[and now to bring you something completely different, here is Suiseiseki with a public service announcement!
because you see, this man? this man is a -jerk- who doesn't share his gorram sweets and if there's anything Suiseiseki will stand up against injustice for, it's not getting her way and having people cater to her demands!
so now she's sitting on a chair much too big for her, with a badly-drawn sign precariously balanced above her that reads 'Plane Food Inspector -- Only Sweets.' and she looks damn proud of herself]
I know you humans are usually very stupid, desu, so I made this as easy as possible for you to understand. Any sweets and pastries and confectioneries that come onto the Plane have to go through me, desu. If I don't think they're acceptable, you're not allowed to bring them.
[her tone turns conspiratorial] Otherwise, the monster in lake will eat you, desu. It's big and terrifying and it only listens to me, so unless you want to be seafood, desu...
[she leaves the thinly-veiled threat there, laughing at her own cleverness]
because you see, this man? this man is a -jerk- who doesn't share his gorram sweets and if there's anything Suiseiseki will stand up against injustice for, it's not getting her way and having people cater to her demands!
so now she's sitting on a chair much too big for her, with a badly-drawn sign precariously balanced above her that reads 'Plane Food Inspector -- Only Sweets.' and she looks damn proud of herself]
I know you humans are usually very stupid, desu, so I made this as easy as possible for you to understand. Any sweets and pastries and confectioneries that come onto the Plane have to go through me, desu. If I don't think they're acceptable, you're not allowed to bring them.
[her tone turns conspiratorial] Otherwise, the monster in lake will eat you, desu. It's big and terrifying and it only listens to me, so unless you want to be seafood, desu...
[she leaves the thinly-veiled threat there, laughing at her own cleverness]