Merlin, first of all, a place where time does not pass is impossible. Second, I always have to wait til ungodly hours for you to bring me my food. And finally third, you are completely unaware of how often I must resort to shining my own sword after you're finished with it because you're so incompetent. So would you stop saying idiotic things and help me find a way out of here. [and back to dragging Merlin]
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