003--Slime is the latest trend

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[And then Rose appears, wearing leather, covered in slime, and holding a water balloon in one hand, and a handheld vacuum in the other]

....I think I need a shower.

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[seventhcoil.livejournal.com]

I think you're right! A bath wouldn't help this situation either. Then you'd be sitting in... [watches slime drip and trails off] ...Why do you have a vacuum?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

...to, er, vacuum up the amoeba aliens.

[seventhcoil.livejournal.com]

You're an alien hunter? What are amoeba aliens? Is that goo toxic?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

No, not a hunter. More like...investigator? Dunno how to describe it, really.

[contract_star]

[Takes one look at her, then poofs back out. Poofs back in with a towel and hands it to her wordlessly.]

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Smiles] Oh, thank you.

[contract_star]

You're welcome.

What happened to you?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Oh, I ended up messing around with some giant amoebas in a sewer.

[shunofandromeda.livejournal.com]

[And here is Shun, slightly amused although he's trying not to show it] Do you need any help?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Nah, I think I'm all right. Just...slimey, 's all.

[shunofandromeda.livejournal.com]

[Shuns smiles slightly, then poofs off and comes back with a fancy looking towel] Here.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Er...thanks. [Quite possibly wiping her face off] I really appreciate it.

[harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com]

[Yuri stops and stares]What the hell happened to you?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

An amoeba exploded on me. Why d'you ask?

[harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com]

[Blank look] What's an amoeba? Some kind of slime monster or something. [Yuri's from 1916 and knows next to nothing about science :/]

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

It's like a cell. They're inside of your body, y'know.

I was just fighting off some giant alien ones.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

...what did you do?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Got exploded on by an alien amoeba.

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

[he doesn't hide the faint smile]

Another hazard of fighting myriad aliens, that. You could use a shower in my TARDIS, if you like - very thorough. Wouldn't want any nasty effects from whatever, ah, exploded on you.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

That'd be brilliant. And it was really only an amoeba. 'cept I don't know what it was made of.

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

[raises his eyebrows]

An amoeba.

[shakes his head]

You can tell me all about it on the way. Now...where is Torchwood based, precisely?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

London, actually. D'you know Canary Wharf?

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

What've you been doing?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Fighting off invading amobeas?

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

[wince] I assume you were victorious, since you're wearing them?