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realityshifted2010-01-21 03:05 am
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[There is a new strange little building on the Plane! Anyone who wishes to examine it can see it's made of plain tan brick with oxidized-copper-colored accents at the windows and doors. It's styled in a very organic, free-flowing, art-nouveau style, with stained glass windows. Really, it's quite lovely, in a simple way.
There is, helpfully, a large bronze plaque just next to the front door, which in large ornate engraved letters, clearly identifies it as THE PRINCESS DOROTHY GALE'S MAGICAL LABORATORY AND EDUCATION CENTRE. In smaller letters underneath, it adds a lovely image of entwined poppy flowers, and the words WALK-INS WELCOME.
Inside there are some winding stairways leading upwards and downwards, but just past those to the right is a great room that is as inviting as it is lovely.
Maybe it's so inviting because there's the smell of warm, freshly-baked muffins coming from inside? Apparently the Princess herself is baking. You should probably go in and get some before the Master shows up and gets HONGRY and noms them all in a super-creepy nomming rampage.]
There is, helpfully, a large bronze plaque just next to the front door, which in large ornate engraved letters, clearly identifies it as THE PRINCESS DOROTHY GALE'S MAGICAL LABORATORY AND EDUCATION CENTRE. In smaller letters underneath, it adds a lovely image of entwined poppy flowers, and the words WALK-INS WELCOME.
Inside there are some winding stairways leading upwards and downwards, but just past those to the right is a great room that is as inviting as it is lovely.
Maybe it's so inviting because there's the smell of warm, freshly-baked muffins coming from inside? Apparently the Princess herself is baking. You should probably go in and get some before the Master shows up and gets HONGRY and noms them all in a super-creepy nomming rampage.]

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He hesitates, then eventually pushes in the door. While exploring around, it isn't until the smell hits him that he realizes someone is in here. Giving the stairs an interested look, he peers in the room past them to get a peek at who might be inside
so that he can avoid them.Standard Sefton disclaimer applies. ]
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Come in, come in! Oh, I'm glad to see at least somebody's interested. Have a muffin, take a seat. I'm glad you've stopped by, I was startin' to get worried nobody was gonna show to the... well, the Grand Opening, so to speak, though it's not very grand at all. Just the kind that comes with muffins. Muffin-grand. Not that that's not good, 'cuz it is! Oh, I'm all excited now. What's your name, dear?
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... Grand opening?
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[she gestures around her at the room]
So I wished for a place I could work on my magic on the Plane where it wouldn't disturb anybody else, 'cept of course for people who wanted to be disturbed by it, and they're always welcome. And the Plane gave me this! Thought I might give some classes to people who're interested in learning the basics, so I'm havin' this little Open House, so to speak. Muffin?
[she holds out the tray, smiling. Apparently she is pretty excited about the whole idea.]
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[she places the tray back down on the table and takes a seat in a big comfortably-stuffed but appropriately ornate armchair]
I've been tossin' the idea around pretty much since I got here. There's an awful lot of scientist-types waltzin' around on the Plane, thought it might be a good idea to balance that out a little. And I'm not gonna teach any of the dangerous stuff, anyway, just the basics. Y'know, floating small objects, making stuff disappear, self-defense. Nothin' that could hurt anybody.
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[ Secretly, he's thinking how cool it might be to know magic. But, alas, he's pretty sure that he is not actually magic, so there goes that. ] S' that kinda thing normal for you?
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For a super-hungry Time Lord.
In fact, to prove this, the first thing he'll say will have nothing to do with muffins!]
I can't believe you put 'Princess' on the plaque.
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[NOT IN THE LEAST FOOLED, Dorothy brings him a couple of muffins. They are lemon poppyseed. Also, delicious.]
Really, I just thought it sounded better. Like someone who knows what they're doing. And it's not disingenuous, it's the truth, so why not?
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[Oh look, he just swallowed that first muffin in one go. But he does finish chewing before he speaks!]
Now, Princess, how can I possibly bring myself to stop addressing you properly if you keep that up? It's like you're encouraging it!
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[Apparently this is her new name for Omega! But she doesn't seem much more than "mildly peeved" about it, strangely.]
I'd never do such a thing. [but she's smiling, so who knows?] Chew your food before you swallow it, you'll choke yourself.
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[completely ignoring the foreshadowing, the Master downs another muffin]
Respiratory bypass. It's a lifesaver.
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[oh, who are they kidding. Dorothy just goes to get the whole damn tray.]
Handy trick! Are your stomachs bigger on the inside too?
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[this time, he takes TWO bites to eat the muffin]
You do know Rassilon, don't you? He only has his name on everything he possibly could name after himself.
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he admires the interior for a moment before quickly ascending the stairs, and follows the delightful scent from there
when he spots Dorothy, he gives her a warmly amused smile] I've never known you to use that title...
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I don't like it; not really. It's just got an air of, y'know, somebody who knows what they're talkin' about. And I do! So it's not like I'm lying, or anything.
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[she gestures around the room] It's like they just plucked it up out of the Emerald City itself and plopped it down in the middle of the Plane for me. I daresay it's the first nice thing the Plane's ever done for me.
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[then, a faint pout] Meeting me wasn't a nice thing?
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[she ponders that for a second] Well, that, and giving me the opportunity to have a few classes, teach some people something useful. Would you be interested, do you think? It's free!
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[and now he looks intrigued] Oh?
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Obviously, she gets lost and distracted several times before she finally follows the muffins. Muffiiiiins. And stopping in the doorway, a little uncertainly.]
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This is also why she's in there, waiting for people to come and nom them.]
Oh! Well, come in, come in, don't be shy! Have a muffin, dear, they're lemon poppyseed.
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[As invited, she takes a muffin in her hands, but leaves it cupped between them for the moment. FOR IN A FEW MINUTES. She has remembered something very important that needs to be acknowledged first.]
Hi.
[Namely, manners and greetings.]