http://crooked-crosses.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] crooked-crosses.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-01-14 07:42 pm
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Great. First thing I wake up to is some creepy lookin' twins on some lab table, a lady sayin' I'm in some kinda machine, and now I'm... Well, that's just it, I dunno where the Hell I am, but I'm pretty damn sure I'm not where I'm supposed to be. Someone must've had that whole Heaven or Hell thing wrong, 'cause this sure ain't either of them. Can't a dead guy get a little goddamn rest 'round here?

[lengthy pause as he searches his pockets for cigarettes, but alas, no such luck]

...And I'm outta smokes. Any more surprises for me?

[ooc; Sorry I didn't get this up last night, guys! I think I've got some kind of bug. :\]
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[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-15 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
We're talking poofs and gooks and little plods that think they're better than us grown adults crazy. Some weirdo bleedin' twins and a bird with nice tits and no personality. I think there's a guy who said he's been blown up and lived, too. Plenty of others. And my DI, Sam Tyler. Regular old Dorothy, that one.

Pleasure's all mine, apparently.

[identity profile] crooked-crosses.livejournal.com 2008-01-15 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
...Right, I'll, uh... Be sure to avoid all of them, whatever they are. [pinged at that that] ...Blown up? What's this guy look like?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-15 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
A nancy ass little git with a sorry ass beard and fangs. Yellow eyes, too. Probably hopped up on drugs, the worthless sod.

[identity profile] crooked-crosses.livejournal.com 2008-01-15 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
He give you a name, by any chance?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-15 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't bother to ask, no.
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