http://crooked-crosses.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] crooked-crosses.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-01-14 07:42 pm

† one

Great. First thing I wake up to is some creepy lookin' twins on some lab table, a lady sayin' I'm in some kinda machine, and now I'm... Well, that's just it, I dunno where the Hell I am, but I'm pretty damn sure I'm not where I'm supposed to be. Someone must've had that whole Heaven or Hell thing wrong, 'cause this sure ain't either of them. Can't a dead guy get a little goddamn rest 'round here?

[lengthy pause as he searches his pockets for cigarettes, but alas, no such luck]

...And I'm outta smokes. Any more surprises for me?

[ooc; Sorry I didn't get this up last night, guys! I think I've got some kind of bug. :\]