This is a popular new treatment? Blackmail?

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

{If this were "Peanuts," House would be Lucy right about now. However, it's just a case of House needing to pay a bill in preferably non-traceable cash. What? That's totally normal.}

{His whiteboard with that message is pulled up next to his desk, which he's sitting leisurely at. And by leisurely, I mean he's watching soaps on his portable TV.}

{House is a real doctor, I swear.}

Comments

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

I can't say I know what that's like.

[laughs] A doctor who doesn't like his patients? I'm not sure if that's as surprising as I want it to be.

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

They're just boring and more of a pain in the ass than Cuddy. Luckily I have a team that gets to deal with all the boring parts. That's what I pay them for. Well, not me personally, but whatever. Go with it.

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

So tell me. If the patients bore you, what about medicine do you like?

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

Honestly? The solving-the-puzzle part. Figuring out the disease is the interesting part--all of the other parts are boring.

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

See, I think figuring out the person is terribly interesting.