http://house-1-god-0.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] house-1-god-0.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2009-11-23 11:10 am

This is a popular new treatment? Blackmail?



{If this were "Peanuts," House would be Lucy right about now. However, it's just a case of House needing to pay a bill in preferably non-traceable cash. What? That's totally normal.}

{His whiteboard with that message is pulled up next to his desk, which he's sitting leisurely at. And by leisurely, I mean he's watching soaps on his portable TV.}

{House is a real doctor, I swear.}

[identity profile] damn-time-ring.livejournal.com 2009-11-28 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[yeah, he doesn't exactly know what a pawn shop is, but he can infer what one is.] I'm sure.

Not that I think you can help me, you being a human doctor and all, but you've got me curious. Is this the typical medical practice on Earth? Selling your services like this?

[identity profile] damn-time-ring.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
You're really not making a good name for your species, you realise.

[identity profile] damn-time-ring.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
No, we're well acquainted with your species. Really, you're not adding to the opinion the rest of the universe already holds regarding the humans.

[identity profile] damn-time-ring.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Short answer? [very smugly] Because you humans could do with a more positive image in the universe.

[identity profile] damn-time-ring.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
A doctor who doesn't care. Now that's a new one.

[identity profile] damn-time-ring.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Then why become a doctor at all?

[identity profile] damn-time-ring.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
And what, pray tell, is a Rubick's complex?

[identity profile] damn-time-ring.livejournal.com 2009-12-04 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[rolls his eyes] What year then? I'll look it up myself.