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the lion king (da) shenzi

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[Shenzi's appearance on the astral plane is typical of her at ease; in her hyena form, and with a faintly smug but mostly confident expression, she appears suddenly and in mid-stride. It's almost comical how her unease grows visibly as she freezes, then inexplicably vanishes]

And isn't this a fun surprise? What, did someone get cocky enough to kidnap me or something?

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But animals don't talk!

What are you, my stupid side?

[Has no clue what the animal is talking about but] Hey! No talking animal calls me stupid!

Just did.

[And because Yuri isn't afraid animals, you get a kick aimed at you] I said, don't call me stupid!

[Shenzi stumbles and then starts growling, trying to circle around Yuri]

This a revolt or something?

[Yuri slips on his claws in case things start to get messy] Revolt? What the hell are you talking about?

[notices the claws and is not happy]

I guess you're my suppressed split personality if you don't know all this stuff, but we're kinda inside my head.

[Now you get a what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you look] No, we're not. This is the Astral Plane.

What?

Astral Plane. Where we are. Not your head.

Although I'm wondering if you're connected to my Graveyard. I've had worse things pop out of my mind.

Yeah. Not getting it.

This is the Astral Plane. It's run by a pair of crazy twins and a lady in a robe. Apparently we're all part of some big experiment.

Any way to prove it?

Uh...[Thinks for a second. Keeps the claws on though.] You can go home. Just think about going back and you will.

[She does so, but comes back looking unconvinced]

Sounds like a voluntary passing out thing to me.

....And you were calling me stupid.

I'm sorry I don't believe everything some strange person tells me when suddenly my entire world is replaced by starry things.

Your world wasn't replaced exactly, you can just come to the Astral Plane whenever you want now. This isn't something that's in your head, I would have been able to tell if it was something like that.

A weird talking animal should be calling other people strange. [Not that Yuri is one to talk..]

Whatever, I could never do space travel at will before.

Why would you have been able to? Are you an alien?

I'm not an alien, but I know what a place created by your mind? Soul? Whatever, feels like. This place is different from the Graveyard.

Besides there's a bunch of other people wandering around here.

You call your personal hallucination a graveyard? That can't be healthy.

Can't prove it.

The Graveyard isn't a hallucination....it's part of my soul. It's.....[He tries to think of another way to describe it and fails] it's a Harmonixer thing.

You just made up a word.

No I didn't.