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[Pi is busily surveying the forest, although this time she seems to be rather bored. She looks around, then rolls her eyes.]

I've already done a report, what more am I supposed to write about? This plane was determined to not be eligible. We don't need any more documentation...

[She pokes at something in a half-hearted fashion, but this doesn't last more than a minute before she simply sits down against a tree, leans back and sighs.]

With the time dilation at least I don't have to worry about how long it takes. Perhaps if there was something engaging, it would be inspiring.

Is there anything engaging? It simply seems like a communication point filled with a collection of out-of-place objects.

[OOC: potentially redundant note here.

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{D: o shi
He could use his magic forcefield, but he lets her slap him because that tends to make them less mad. He knows this from experience. Sadly.}

What?! Hey, I didn't even say anything bad!

[He's quite right, in that she seems to calm down a bit after. Experience pays off!]

You reminded me of one of my coworkers for a moment.

In that case, I bet he's just as charming as me, so he can't be that bad. Do you slap him for staring at your {Very fine} assets too?

If you're anything like him, then you can have the same ultimatum as him.

Well, I'd rather not get slapped again, if that's what you mean. Magically appearing handprints on my face are kinda hard to explain to my boss.

The equivalent would be something like "Keep it in your pants when we're at work, and don't come back until you can keep your hormones under control."

Wait, does that mean you work in that...outfit?

In a manner of speaking. What's that supposed to mean?

{He will get slapped again for saying this and he knows it}

Nothing. It's perfect.

[Yeah here we go again. Poor Booster's going to have some explaining to do...]

{;3; I REGRET NOTHING}

Ow!! Hey, I'm just being honest!

There's a good deal of honesty to be found in silence, too.

Okay, okay, I'll stop!

{He holds up his hands defensively}

So, uh, what were you saying again? Seriously, I'm not joking.

[ROLLS EYES FIERCELY GHHHHHGHJSKFSF]

I was wondering if there was anything people found particularly engaging here, or if it was simply a means of cross-dimensional communication.

{oh hell
A: the women}

Well, yeah, I got that part, but you mentioned time...something.

Time dilation? The fact that time freezes in our home realities while we access this plane.

Ohhh, that's what you meant. Why didn't you just say that, then?

Because I prefer to use a word instead of define it every time I speak.

You had to define it anyways.

Once.

Hey, someone else could ask too.

They haven't yet...

Obviously no one else cares that much about time........{long pause} dilation. Time anything is kind of relevant to me, so.

[Gives him a "bravo, big words" sort of look.]

Someone else informed me about it when I first arrived here. I'd say it's a rather important thing to know about this place.

Yeah. I was thinking maybe you were talking about something at your home. {Because he had selective hearing once he saw Pi}