seventeenth trick

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Ikki stands on top of the kitchen counter and yells at the top of his lungs. Presumably, this will get the attention of /someone/ who can help him find this bastard. Or even better, the bastard himself!]

ARKHAM!

[He's also kinda pissed from the looks of it, actually. He's got his brawlin' gloves on, and he's popping his knuckles intentionally.]

Comments

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

{man that even sounds like a supervillain name}

I'll take your word for it. But uh, is anyone else from Arkham here? I've never heard of Diva, but if there's anyone else from there, I need to know.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

I don't know much about it, sorry. But since you're the superhero type, they might be hiding from you. Any chance you could do some recon in a disguise or something? I wanna know too. It's not like I WANT to live side by side with psychos. My sisters were enough.

[... oh ikki]

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm worried about. But it's really not a good thing for me to reveal my secret identity to super villains. Time travel is complicated that way.

{He scratches his head, trying to think about how he could figure it out}

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Fucking time travel.

... Why not use a wig or something?

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

{oh hey yeah that's a good ide---
NO WAIT IT ISN'T :|!!}

That'd probably work on Killer Croc or someone like that, but I'm pretty sure someone like the Riddler would get it pretty quickly.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[GIVE IN TO YOUR INNER IDIOCY]

Damn!

You could always recruit an agent or something. -- Someone besides me. I don't do that spy crap, and everyone knows my name anyway.

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

{NO HE MUST RESIST last time he was an idiot he wished everyone to hell oops}

Yeah, maybe. Maybe I'll just lay low for a while. I mean, I'll see them eventually if they're here, probably. It's hard to miss.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[.... good job man]

Yeah. Hope you find 'em before they do anything stupid.

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

It's not so much stupid as life-threatening to the people here. I'll still have to talk to Arkham, though. Have a feeling he won't be thrilled, but hey, he should be grateful that we bring his patients back.