http://wontplaythesap.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] wontplaythesap.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2009-10-15 12:05 am

[one]

[have a Sam Spade. He's in his trenchcoat and fedora, a cigarette dangling from his mouth. He hasn't yet noticed the red ring that has appeared on his hand]

[he spins around, hands balled into fists] All right, who's there? Where'd that street shop go?

Oh, I see. Slipped me a mickey at my last meetup with the Fat Man, didn't you? Well, I won't have it, and I won't believe it! Tell me where I am!

[after a few moments, he calms himself and lets out a laugh] You know, I've heard a lot about movie magic, but you can really throw a guy, putting him in a place like this without warning. So, why don't you come out, we'll discuss this like men.

[identity profile] dritte-tochter.livejournal.com 2009-10-16 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[cradles it to her, obviously upset, but does her best to mask it]

You're a horrible human, desu! I hate you!

[identity profile] dritte-tochter.livejournal.com 2009-10-18 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because you're a stupid, ugly human, desu!

I don't ever want to see you again!


[aaand off she runs. awkwardly. with one arm]