ext_153159 ([identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2009-09-23 10:09 pm

this is what I brought you [this you can keep]

[The Master appears on the Plane, holding a book-thing. It has "I-Spyder" written on the front, for those with good eye-sight] ---and you always leave your companion's things all over the kitchen. What is this, anyway? And how is it making an English pun when it's clearly an extraterrestrial book?

[The Doctor, appearing next to him, sniffs a bit.] It's actually an obscure Ilgerian pun based on the eye and one of their mythical heroes of the seven legends.

You know, I might have believed you if I had the intelligence of a rock. A dead rock, before you start talking about the Northern Ilgerian Society of Rocks. And one word about the reanimated dead and I'll burn this book.

[Promptly, he closes his mouth. Because, yes, he wanted to talk about Rocks.] Oh, don't stoop to book burning. I like to think there're some standards left.

'Even evil has standards'? I'll tell you this: evil isn't always confronted with--- [he finally opens the book] ---...a book for spotting various animals? Well, you can't have gotten very high; the only species you ever get near are humans. [flips through a few pages. He stops suddenly, all expression vanishing from his face.]

[Guess who just found an entry on one species in particular?]


[ooc; Join post! Red is Master, blue is Doctor, expect double-tagging and possibly threadhopping, etc. You know the rules!]

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