ext_341158 ([identity profile] doubledragons.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-01-23 08:00 pm

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Um...! I think I'm lost--! [Looks slightly panicked] Claude? Rena? ...Someone?!

H-hey, is anyone here? Where am I? 

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
The bloody hell are you supposed to be?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[pulls out some cigs to go with his booze] Gene Hunt, DCI.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh bloody hell] DCI, you div. Are you hard of hearing? Means 'detective chief inspector.'

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Great. You're a bloody retard, aren't you? It would figure.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Of course you didn't. I don't ride the short bus.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ride the -- bloody hell, you're thick. Just...nevermind. [takes another long swig from his flask]

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Can't bloody see why. And this? Whisky. Man's best friend. [offers some]

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Am not. And suit yourself. [takes another swig]