Cleptophobia

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

[outside of the library]

My personal copy of Ulysses has gone missing from the library. Has anyone happened to see it? It has some sentimental value.

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[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

The Joker still manages somehow.

[firstmadeson.livejournal.com]

Is he in the minority?

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

Not at all. The systems are all set in equilibrium.

[firstmadeson.livejournal.com]

...It is a wonder that anybody chooses a life of crime at all if that's the case.

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

Maybe it really is something in the water.

[firstmadeson.livejournal.com]

Perhaps somebody should suggest that they switch to juice.

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

And kill poor, innocent plants? Ivy would be so angry.

[firstmadeson.livejournal.com]

I don't know much about juice production although it pains me to admit it; does it always require the death of these... innocent plants?

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

[now that's startling]

Of course. Juices generally come from fruits or vegetables.

[firstmadeson.livejournal.com]

Ah, I suppose it'd be hard to figure out a way without harm... But I can't really think of any stable source of liquid beyond that [Well, he can but he isn't quite up to the level of wanting everybody to bath in blood yet]

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

I can think of dozens, but none suitable to human consumption.

[firstmadeson.livejournal.com]

At least not all the time; a great pity- it seems that the insanity will have to be fought another day.

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

I do my best.

[when they read the library, he picks out a comfortable chair to sit in]

[firstmadeson.livejournal.com]

[Sorin takes a chair nearby; slightly less comfortable but he... Doesn't really seem to notice]

...Did we agree on who should start?

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

I don't believe we did.

[firstmadeson.livejournal.com]

We could flip a coin?

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

..now that reminds me of Mr Dent.

[firstmadeson.livejournal.com]

[He almsot smirks] I swear that I've never indulged in a life of crime; it seems rather pointless to me.

{,I>WELL; it really depends on waht you consider crime Sorin...]

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

I'm told it has its benefits.

I have no idea what I was on there

[firstmadeson.livejournal.com]

As does plumbing, but not everybody feels the need to become a plumber- though I can see why people would be drawn to it.

I love you

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

Plumbing?

:3 I love you too!

[firstmadeson.livejournal.com]

A life of crime; I find plumbing less understandable.

...Still; I suppose there must be at least one person who likes devoting their life to pipes; shall I start?

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

[amused]

Certainly.

[firstmadeson.livejournal.com]

[Smile!]

Have you ever heard of the Highgate Vampire?

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

I haven't.