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[The Doctor, after much waffling and distracting himself with other things, actually followed his self's advice, and took a trip to the Powell Estate to visit the Rose in his own universe. He'd even worked up the courage to knock on her door, until he heard a mewing noise behind him. And really, given the choice between another rejection, or a cute, fluffy kitten, it wasn't difficult for the Doctor to make a decision.

So he scooped up his new companion, and took him to the first place he thought of - the Plane. Where he is currently petting the little black furball. And talking to him, because cats are much easier to talk to than people.]

Someday, we'll find someone we won't have to ask twice. Maybe even a clever ape, if we're lucky. But for now it's just you, me, and the TARDIS! You'll love her, promise. Lots of room to run around in. [pauses] You need a name. Can't just call you "Cat," can I?

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Didn't you set your last one of those on fire?

[doesn't bother to glance up from the kitty] Nope, think you've got me confused with the bloke who was carrying a blowtorch. [grins] Oh wait, that was you.

And when I was done burning the kitten, I ate it.

[smiles!]

I know! Why don't you use the mothertongue's word for 'cat'? It will be a way to remember you planet and the amoral scientific genius you murdered, all in one phrase!

[because there's no guilt like "You killed the Rani" guilt? Or possibly he just thinks it's funny to name a cat in honour of the circumstances of the Rani's exile]

[ffff, Nine doesn't find it particularly funny] I wasn't asking you for suggestions, thanks.

No, you were asking your cat. Brilliant. I think that would leave you the option of either "Mrow" or "Brrrt."

....Did you just purr?

[guess who is going to try to hit Nine on the head with his laser screwdriver? That would be the Master]

I imagine I'm better at it than you could ever be, and it has so many uses. But that's not for your tender ears.

[guess who has claws? That would be the kitten! Have some eye rolling from Nine, too]

They're not tender. But I'm not interested, anyway. [he is, however, interested in the laser screwdriver :O] What sort of screwdriver is that?

A superior model.

[Hello, Doctor, Ned is here. You don't know him.

What is he doing? He is standing. Clearly this is very fascinating. But he has a dog at home, and it's a very treasured dog, even if he can't touch it, so he understands that intrinsic connection of animal + humans/Time Lords/other humanoid things = yay]

Kind of depends on the gender, doesn't it?

[snorts] Doubt it. Can't get much better than sonic.

[grins] You've got a good point. [and he's checking now] It's a male. Any suggestions?

((ooc: Neeeeeeed. ♥ ♥))

Laser.

[frown] What d'you need a laser screwdriver for, what's wrong with sonic?

Sonic doesn't have the versatility or power of laser.

Oi, it's got plenty of versatility, thanks. [and he digs the screwdriver out of his pocket to prove his point. the cat has other ideas though, and bats it out of his hand so he can play with it. because it is obviously a toy.]

'Cat toy' being among its many uses.

Least he's smart enough to choose mine over yours.

He is a smart kitty, isn't he? Take the least valuable one so that the better one can actually do things.

[if Nine was a cat, he would be hissing. but alas, he is not. ~~unless you pet his ears, then he will purr~~] Don't see yours doing much, except looking silly.

[THIS close to demonstrating by giving Nine a crispy kitty]

I'll tell that to your Tenth next time his life is in danger and I could save it with my helpful screwdriver. "Oh, I'd love to save you, because Rassilon only knows what your next regeneration will be like, but apparently, my screwdriver is useless. I guess we get to find out what the eyebrows will end up being!"

[NO KILLING THE KITTY. Bad Master. :|] Oh shut up. Like you'd try to save him anyway.

You're not very useful when you're dead. Though I admit it's disappointing when I have to rescue you. I'd much rather watch as you escape on your own.

Now who's voyeurism is going a bit too far?

You've just never been able to enjoy the sight of someone battling to escape a death trap.

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