[01] the moon really is made of cheese!

[invisobillity.livejournal.com]

Whoa. This isn’t the store, is it? Last time I checked, there wasn’t a portal into outer space…well, anywhere.

But man, is this cool! There’s Andromeda, and Cassiopeia, and Leo Minor, and…!

Okay Fenton, you’ve got to calm down and figure out what this place is…it’s not Amity Park, that’s for sure. And if it’s outer space, why the heck are there benches, and—and a bar, and—

Ugh! What the heck is going on here?! Why am I in space, and why is there stuff floating around in space anyway?! And how the heck am I supposed to get back home?! Man, everyone’s going to freak…

…I’m an astronaut!!

Comments

[harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com]

It's not space, it's the Astral Plane. You can go back my thinking about it.

[invisobillity.livejournal.com]

What? How can it not be space? It looks just like it! *cue wide motioning to...everything, really* And what's 'Astral Plane' supposed to mean, anyway?

[harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com]

It just looks like space, it doesn't mean anything. I don't know why they called it the 'Astral Plane', but what it is is an experiment of some kind. Those freaky Twins are the ones behind it.

[invisobillity.livejournal.com]

An experiment? What are they experimenting on? Us?

[harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com]

Yeah. They pull strange stuff on us sometimes.

[invisobillity.livejournal.com]

Strange stuff? What do you mean, 'strange,' exactly?

[harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com]

They mess with our worlds sometimes, or they'll let weird monsters loose. Sometimes they target one person and mess with them. They've done it to me before, and I never want to have that many people in my head again.

[ghostlighter]

[S'up. Have a stranger staring at you. It's a two-for-one deal, as there's also a Haseo chained to Chris' leg. Poor guy.]

... Danny?

[invisobillity.livejournal.com]

*Right back atcha, buddy. And same goes for your friend over there.*

Uh...yeah? How do you know my name?

[ghostlighter]

How do I...? You're kidding, right?

[invisobillity.livejournal.com]

Uh...no? And seriously, you knowing my name in the first place is kinda creeping me out.

[ghostlighter]

I know your name because we... work together. [Doesn't exactly wanna say 'fight ghosts' with Haseo standing right there. :|]

[invisobillity.livejournal.com]

...right. We work together even though I don't have a job?

[mansons.livejournal.com]

[Have a Sam, chained by the wrist to a Hei (http://contract-star.livejournal.com/profile). She smiles, waves, and quickly makes her way over which may or may not involve literally dragging Hei with her]

About time you found this place.

[invisobillity.livejournal.com]

Oh, hey Sam! Uh...I guess that means you've been in space longer than I have?

...uh, who's your new friend? *points to Hei*

[mansons.livejournal.com]

[She glances over her shoulder at Hei, rolls her eyes and waves a hand dismissively as she turns back to Danny.]

Heh heh, uh... Ignore him. That's... this place's fault. [Innocent smile!]

And this isn't space, not really. It's called the Astral Plane. It's... kind of like an experiment.

[invisobillity.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I'm not sure I want to ask.

You're the second person to tell me it's the Astral Plane, but what's it actually mean? And how's it an experiment? Other than trying to get furniture into not-space.

[mansons.livejournal.com]

Probably for the best.

It's... [Insert vague hand gestures here] Well, I'm not really sure what it is. I just know that the twins from that shop? They're pretty much at fault here. They mess with the people that get brought here. Sometimes, it's pretty bad. [She holds up the handcuffed wrist.] Other times, it's just plain weird.

[invisobillity.livejournal.com]

So what you're saying is the twins from the shop transport us to not-space so we can just hang out in the stars and get handcuffed to people?

If I weren't seeing all this myself, I'd think you were lying to me. *And there he goes, eyes wandering around the background, still picking out individual stars and constellations as he goes.*

/L-LATE. BECAUSE I WAS MOVING.

[lamb_of_gold]

[And up shuffles the current sex-change victim, chained to Martha who is...somewhere]

There are eighty-five more. Can you find them all?

T-the boxes. THE BOXES. ;_;

[invisobillity.livejournal.com]

You mean constellations and stars? Haha, I probably will! I've already spotted a few more! *His eyes dart around the space, scanning for new things to recognize.*

More like Nightmare move and useless movers.

[lamb_of_gold]

They're quite scrambled, unfortunately.

You had MOVERS? We never did! D8

[invisobillity.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but they're all in the same place as they are in regular space, right? Then I can find 'em easily enough! *He does not mention that some of them will require him to get a map so he can navigate his way to them, but that's beside the point!*

We wouldn 't have gotten much done otherwise *noodlearms* but UUUGH they left like, half the house!

[lamb_of_gold]

Hardly. For instance, Cancer has taken Ophiuchus' place above Scorpio.

Ack. We moved around so much, I guess we didn't really need movers at all, pffft.

[invisobillity.livejournal.com]

*Suddenly, a frown!* Really? Why's that happen? *Now how's he supposed to find those 85 collectible constellations?!*