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[Harley's appearance on the Plane is in costume and she's just a bit startled. Well, more than a bit. Actually, she freezes up and just stares.]

Hey, who turned the day off?! [Harley looks around and tries to get a hold of her surroundings. Then she looks down when she realises the weird ceiling seems to be blending with the floor. She gives a little shriek and holds perfectly still.] ...I've heard of walkin' on air but this is pushin' it. [She slides a foot across the surface, tapping it a few times. At least it's solid. Good! She won't suddenly fall to her death.]

[A deep breath.] C'mon, Harl, keep it together. You're not crazy! Not...really. [A pause before she tugs on her hat points.] Aw, don't kid yourself. You're a regular space case! [She takes another breath. Juuuust breathe. Yeah.] Well, always wanted to be a star, right? Name up in lights. So this ain't so bad...yeah. That's right! Cheer up, girl. You might be trippin' but it sure is a nice fall.

[And so she decides to have fun with her delusions and just walk through space. Clearly this crazy trip will end of its own accord eventually.]

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[Harley is just aimlessly frolicking because, hey, why not. And she's not looking at her feet, so the trip is unexpected! And thus Harley falls on her face. It's okay, she can totally pick herself back up.] Owwww. I didn't send away for no trip!

You really need to be more careful, desu~

[She glares at Suiseiseki.] Midgets should watch where they're standin'!

I am not a midget, desu!

[Harley grins and stands tall.] Oh yeah? Why not come up here and say that? Need a ladder?

[glaaaaaaaaaaaaare and then a kick to the shins!]

Ouch!! [Harley hops up and down, sending her a glare.] Ya half-pint pipsqueak! [She'll be kicking back to the shin.]

[Suiseiseki was too busy laughing at her own genius to dodge and so goes tumbling back with a cry]

What was that for?!

[Harley sticks out her tongue.] For kickin' me, ya little brat!

I am not a brat, desu! How dare you hurt me, the prettiest and most gentle Rozen Maiden of them all!

[And now she just laughs.] Oh brother! You look in a mirror lately, kid? You're as gentle and pretty as a preying mantis.

[that deserves a kick to the shins, Harl] I am not a bug, desu!

Ow! [Harley glares at her.] You're the one nippin' at me legs like a mosquito!

You're the one too stupid to watch where you're going, desu!

Well you're the one playin' with matches! And ya only get burned that way.

I am not!