Bibliophilia (also, bibliokleptomania)

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

[Dr Crane has returned to the Plane. This time, with a library.]

[a four-floor private library]

[stolen, of course]

As promised. I'm afraid I didn't have an opportunity to get to it until recently, but here it is to stay.

[This is now Jonathan's favourite heist ever]

[ooc: The library will not be given back to its rightful owner ever, because Scarecrow refuses. The library, like the bar and the kitchen, will replace removed items if these items are not returned. As with the bar and the kitchen, the book you get as a replacement very likely won't be the book you took away]

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[weerweer.livejournal.com]

[He laughs, and not at all nervously, at that.]

I sort of have a morbid streak.

[big smile.]

Oh yeah? That's a good idea. You try telling that to them?

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid none of them seem particularly enamoured of the thought despite everything.

[try telling Lex to spend his money on curing cancer instead of stopping Superman? Not likely]

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

Guess that proves they're really crazy.

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

They would have to be insane to try to fake it.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

Or maybe they think it makes them look edgy.

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

That could not possibly worth a living hell. At least not in any sane man's eyes.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

So whatever explanation we come up with it ends back up at crazy.