http://handfulofstraw.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] handfulofstraw.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2009-06-26 03:42 pm

Astrophobia

[Jonathan Crane, PhD, scans the Plane with bespectacled eyes in his very nice suit. To all appearances, the Plane has just won itself a new university professor]

Acrophobia would hardly be an irrational fear at present. Indeed, it would be very [takes a step] very [another step] practical. This is possibly one of the very few instances in a normal individual’s life where siderophobia might be considered rational as well. And so they would cease to be phobias.

Incongruous but coherent structure... far too lucid to be any breed of hallucination or dream. The idea of it being true space is out of the question, of course.

[picks up a discarded hat, examining it] The two most likely options are thus illusion or reality. I wonder which it is. [sets the hat down again and carries on his way]

[identity profile] swanseer.livejournal.com 2009-06-26 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You might also want to have a word with him about being completely evil and in love with the suffering of his creations.

[identity profile] swanseer.livejournal.com 2009-06-27 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
He's indifferent to most, to some however... Well, he seems to absolutely loathe some, if he exists.

[identity profile] swanseer.livejournal.com 2009-06-27 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
...Well, if you count giant demonic locusts then yes.

[identity profile] swanseer.livejournal.com 2009-06-27 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
As most sensible people would I suppose.

I'm Juni.

[identity profile] swanseer.livejournal.com 2009-06-27 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Pleased to meet you, I think so, I was born in June, so I- I can see why my parents called me that.

[identity profile] swanseer.livejournal.com 2009-06-27 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bright smile! Repression is a good thing] Of course, I'm always alright, no point in getting miserable about life.

[identity profile] swanseer.livejournal.com 2009-06-27 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
...I don't see how they can help in any way.

[identity profile] swanseer.livejournal.com 2009-06-27 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
...Well {Wow] I never thought of it like that I suppose, everything serves a greater good now that I think of it, even if we don't like it at the time.

...I wonder what I could accomplish if I got angry enough.

[identity profile] swanseer.livejournal.com 2009-06-27 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
We aren't quite savage enough to make use of all our impulses?

Oh, nothing much, just a little liberation, perhaps.

[identity profile] swanseer.livejournal.com 2009-06-27 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, everybody seems to have morals these days.

[Smirk] Good, for that might be exactly what I should be planning.

[identity profile] swanseer.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
My employer, a rather nasty piece of work, a demon master.

[identity profile] swanseer.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
My sort of regime, hopefully, if I don't get killed.

[identity profile] swanseer.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, it might be hard but it'll be worth it.

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