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[theguv.livejournal.com]

[no, my fellow Plane-goers, your eyes do not deceive you. there are, in fact, two Genes sitting at the Astral Bar, each with a pint in hand -- and each with a set of wings that were most certainly not there the last time anyone spoke with the Guv. there's also this weird little fact that the Gene Genie is looking a mite peculiar, in that he's, well ... slightly more feminine in appearance? oh androgyny, you and Gene don't mix. not that the Genes at the bar seem to care, really. they're more interested in talking shop]

This hellhole's gone on long enough. 'bout time someone stepped in to fix the bloody place.

So long as Tyler isn't getting his head stuck where it don't belong, I could give a toss about who's doing what to who.

I don't care who or what your Tyler is, so long as he isn't breaking the law. You understand that?

Like a tart with her titties showing.

[both men snort and take a drink.



I suggest you approach with caution]



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[didorothy]

[there's really only one suitable response to this sight---]

...shit.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[and, as one, they look at you, Sam Tyler]

There you are, Sammy-boy.

[didorothy]

[....that's creepy. One step back, thank you]

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[stepping back won't save you from Sam!Gene, sorry :|]

Oi, where do you think you're going? You are Sam Tyler, aren't you?

[mouthyplonk.livejournal.com]

[someone is taking note of the narrative's advice, but mostly because there are two Genes and neither one sounds very happy. So have Annie approaching with caution]

Guv?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[and they both swing their heads about]

The hell are you?


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[mouthyplonk.livejournal.com]

[concerned for a number of reasons, gently and slowly]

Sir, WPC Cartwright, remember? [takes a small step forward, her tone just as gentle and slow] There's two of you. [and a small worried laugh] And you've got wings. [and he's a bit androgynous too, plus those wings. Didn't someone say something about dangerous angels or something? She will be taking a small step backwards now]

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Why should I remember a mouthy plonk like you? [not that he should remember much, really, but! personalities are fun] You got a problem with us?

[it should be noted that Justice!Gene is talking. Sam!Gene is kinda laying low because you aren't Sam, Annie, so he can let his more brutish twin handle it]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

[have a Doctor, walking up brazenly with a wide grin. Also, he is wearing a cowboy hat]

Blimey, that was easy. Thought I'd have to actually do some lassoing. Right, you two. Got to round you up and take you back to your maker. Or whoever he is. So finish up your pints, let's go.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[yeah, don't think so]

Who the bloody hell are you?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

[undeterred]

I'm the Doctor. We've chatted a few times. Well, the you I know, at any rate. Now, no need to worry or get fussy, we haven't got far to go.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

I'm not going anywhere with you, you ponce.

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

[Gene's lovely voice caught his attention first, and as he came closer he saw the wings and groaned]

Oh, yes, you certainly weren't difficult enough already.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

What's that supposed to mean?

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

[flatly] You are reckless, stubborn, crass, and generally irritating.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

The hell are you you, anyway?

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[:) Have a Master. He tilts his head a bit at the image - two Genes, both of them with a pair of wings and...looking oddly feminine - before smirking just a tad.] Now, isn't this interesting. What have you been up to in my absence?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[and both Genes look to see this new strange person; neither looks terribly impressed]

Couldn't say, seeing as I don't know who the hell you are.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[The Master is unbothered by this!] Really? I am offended, Mr. Hunt. Though taking the... physical differences in mind, I could suppose you aren't precisely you.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

I've always looked like this. What are you going on about?

[mercwamouth]

[Shows up with guns pointed at each of them]

[Ooh, two for the price of one]

Time to go for a walk, boys.

...You can finish your drinks though. I'm not inhuman.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[both look at you, though Justice!Gene is the one to get up and all in your face]

No one points a gun at me, boy-o. [so of course he pulls his own] I suggest you put those away before I make you.

[mercwamouth]

How 'bout we take this outside, varmint?

[akumas-curse.livejournal.com]

{Allen frowns slightly to see them because they look like that dude that he tried to exorcise that one time. Awkward. But they have wings and there's, you know, two of them, so that's good enough.}

Excuse me sirs, but you'll have to come with me.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[you get the twin effect! have both looking at you, yaaaay]

The hell for?