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[mansons.livejournal.com]

[See that icon? That is a very accurate representation of Sam's current state.

She's brought a school desk with her upon arrival, and is just sitting there, face down. After a rather loooong moment, she picks her head back up again, her expression a dead giveaway to her annoyance. ... And then, she headdesks again, and stays down.]

... Really?

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[mansons.livejournal.com]

[She leans back in her desk chair, arms folded, considering him for a long moment...

And then she stands. She walks over and goes to lightly sock him in the shoulder, wondering if her hand will go through or not.]

[mercwamouth]

[Obviously it doesn't]

And now you're cursed forever.

[mansons.livejournal.com]

What, am I going to lose my eyesight? Have seven years bad luck? Turn all red?

[mercwamouth]

Then your head will explode.

[mansons.livejournal.com]

Before or after I become your human slave?

[mercwamouth]

I'm not THAT kind of vampire.

[mansons.livejournal.com]

There are kinds? What kind are you?

[mercwamouth]

The... best kind.

[mansons.livejournal.com]

The kind that practices awesome gun-fu moves so they can fight against both the government and the rest of the underground?

[Why, yes. She does watch too many fantasy and sci-fi movies.]

[mercwamouth]

...Yeah, that sounds good.

[mansons.livejournal.com]

Excellent. So.... What am I supposed to be calling you? Or should I stick to Vampire?

[mercwamouth]

Deadpool.

And I'm not a vampire. Now I wanna be a cyborg. Can you go back and replace every occurrence of the word "vampire" with "cyborg"?

[mansons.livejournal.com]

[She mentally retraces the conversation, ticking off on her fingers as she goes, lips moving a little... She snickers, amused.]

Almost fits, except for the ghost part. I didn't think cyborgs could become ghosts.

[mercwamouth]

The cyborg named Ghost I fought a few weeks ago would probably disagree.

[mansons.livejournal.com]

Psh. But that's just a name. I go by Chaos online, and you don't see spontaneously combusting or anything.

[mercwamouth]

Well he can pass through walls. And I don't think he uses the Internet. Though that would result in some hilarious Craigslist ads...

[mansons.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's kind of disturbing. Ghosts shouldn't be part machine. That's just asking for trouble... Danny'd probably have his work cut out for him.

Uh, Craigslist?

[mercwamouth]

You expect me to believe you've been on the Intarwebs but have never heard of Craigslist? Where do you pick up your man-whores?

[mansons.livejournal.com]

Where's the "I don't pick up man-whores" option? And I still don't know what Craigslist is.